apple offers very poor service{11}

it’s official – i tried to today, in two seperate ways, to buy an iphone 4 .. do you think i could NO !! well fuck me !!

the first option and in my humble, yet angry opinion, the best deal going around (at least for me ) in australia is the optus $59.00 per month deal, nothing up front, i.e. no money upfront for the phone, you just pay $59.oo per month. i went online to order it ( online even included 2 free months and free access to facebook and twitter #tbaootweets ) but alas no bloody phones in stock. dissappointed YES !!

so next idea, only because the bride’s away and i’m going off to do some grocery shopping, i try the apple robina store. friendly young man shakes my hand, like i’m his dead uncle giving him the keys to the family fortune and then races off to check that they can, READ WILL, sell me an iphone 4 on the $59.00 deal through optus ( not an outright purchase ), he comes back proudly stating of course they can – here’s “not the best business customer service decision” i’ve ever been involved in .. only if i come back tomorrow and line up at 9.00 am, i’m standing aghast, with the australia’s national debt in my trousers, or at least ready access to it, ready, obviously keen as evident by the category and many posts on tbaoo, to buy an iphone 4, yet - NO – go away, we don’t want you to buy it now, we will tell you when you can buy an apple iphone 4 .. FUCK OFF !! of course i realise they don’t know my backstory, but you just don’t do that to customers, unless of course you’re apple, it seems.

so unbeknownst to this young man of course, who by the way was cracking his knuckles like a gypsy knife throwing expert possesed,  tbaoo had recently bought an imac and iwork and stood tall and proud ready to purchase then next “must have” fashion, tech fan accessory .. an iphone 4. i want the one with antenna troubles, camera problems and apparently glass that breaks pretty easily, yes i know, even though i’ve read and heard of these issues, i want one, can i have one .. NO.

so what do i do now, i wait ?? - i wonder if that’s that next piece of technology from apple – an iwait, well, i’d call it iwon’tfuckingwait. ( calm, alan, it’ll be alright )

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