it had to happen, i’ve bought some snazzy covers and skins for the iphone 4 and downloaded enough apps to strangle a goat. the sheer pleasure of playing with the iphone 4 ( i keep using the name in full for the benefit of the google search engine ), while learning all the tricks, of which i know none yet, will continue into the year ahead. one that i’ve grabbed is puush. i used it to grab and puush the shot of my apple imac below ( search engine again ) and will now target my prey with a newly aquired vigour and technical ability. i haven’t decided on just what my prey is yet, but whatever or whoever they, or it is, they or it, should look out … LOOK OUT.
it or they might be you dear reader, i’m going to design, create, pay for and struggle over, a new app, one that will take snapshots of “you at your computer”, whilst you’re looking at tbaoo. it won’t matter what state you’re in, ( and i don’t mean geographically ) i mean mental status, clothing style and amount ? sobriety, kindness level or pitch of anger .. i’ll capture your image and – oh hang on, what the fuck am i going to do with this image ?
ok, i’ll try another ground breaking evil plan. if you’ve a brilliant idea for an app, leave a comment below outlining the full detail, including how to make it, and if i think it’s tremendous and worth using as inspiration for my own version of the exact thing ( i.e. steal ), i’ll do just that. it doesn’t matter that it’s your idea, i’ll just take the credit and the money .. no hang on it get’s better. i’ll develop an app submission website, via a new app and then build the app myself, the small print disclaimer will cover this devious deception. i think i’ve placed enough links to the apple apps store .. so you should get the message, but look out, i’m might be watching.
this photo is of my apple imac ( hello google ), sitting on my desk, empty, willing, clean, well spoken and patiently waiting for the rubbish that spews forth, like a frog at mating time, which then becomes tbaoo. it can only get better of course, probably when i’m obscenely wealthy from my newly designed ( or borrowed ) app sales. look out.