a word about testicles{24}
it’s been a fun few days “on the on” that is on-call, i’ve not had much, but enough to keep me away from tbaoo and tonight’s the last night .. just as well as i have an enormous amount of thinking to do in response to the responses to my questionnaire .. here
it was of course designed, created, blotched out like all other items on tbaoo, with careful consideration for all contingencies, acceptance and subtle writing style – yeah right, it just pops out and is manhandled until it makes some sense. some people seemed to take offence, some dived right in and enjoyed the process and silliness of it all, others seemed reluctant to leave a normal comment without completing the whole 32 questions. i can’t say why the responses varied, other than i enjoy and appreciate all participation, full or not, or nothing .. if that’s your bag.
nothing in tbaoo is meant to cause offence – except this .. testicles !!
i’ve been trying to figure out for the entire life of tbaoo how i may get the word testicle into a story or fantasy piece, well here’s a news item that allows me to do so, with complete confidence, google may not like it, but i have to push on, freedom of the press and all that. some serious info on testicular implants here
Man jailed for stalking surgeon
1st March 2011
MAN who stalked his doctor for a year was sentenced to 12 months in prison when he appeared in Bundaberg Magistrates Court yesterday.
But Roy Danny Wells, 46, could walk free in two months, with his parole eligibility date set for May 3.
Wells pleaded guilty to unlawful stalking, four charges of possessing a weapon and possession of strychnine and cyanide.
The court heard Wells began stalking the doctor after his testicle was removed in what Wells believed to be a botched operation.
“It’s extremely concerning, whatever the explanation,” Magistrate Jennifer Batts said.
But the court was told Wells never intended to carry out his threats.
“It was not your intention to cause him any physical harm but merely cause him fear,” she said.
“It’s unsurprising that he took these matters seriously indeed.”
The magistrate said it was out of character for Wells to act this way considering his criminal history.
Ms Batts sentenced Wells to 12 months in prison for the stalking offence and six weeks for possession of the firearms.
The sentences are to be served concurrently.
In sentencing Ms Batts commended Wells for pleading early which saved the victim from the anguish of testifying in court.
Ms Batts also ordered the firearms to be surrendered to police.
Ms Batts also ordered Wells not to approach or contact the doctor when he returned from Christchurch where his is providing medical care to earthquake victims.
Wells was ordered to have no contact with the doctor’s wife and their children and not to approach or visit their home.
there are strong rumours that the fellow went to the doctor for a sore neck and shoulder strain, hey, that’s what i have. he spoke with the young receptionist and distracted in a ‘highly sexed manly kind of way’ somehow had a testicle removed, botchedly ? what the blazes !! oddly and what is a sheer coincidence, a lot of the photos on tbaoo are from bundaberg, and no i didn’t see a doctor whilst there … whew
so there you are: testicles, tbaoo, google, silliness indeed .. good night and be careful fellows.



twitter: AnnaWalls
Mar 01, 2011 @ 18:21:09
ha – oh my
twitter: tbaootweets
Mar 01, 2011 @ 18:40:01
oh my indeed .. cheers anna
Mar 01, 2011 @ 18:39:11
I honestly don’t know how you guys walk around with those things

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twitter: tbaootweets
Mar 01, 2011 @ 18:40:59
yes romina i agree, lucky i don’t walk around with their things ..
i’ve just spotted your latest post, synergy !!
Mar 01, 2011 @ 19:04:37
this case is mind-blowing.surgeons better becareful in treating patients.
twitter: tbaootweets
Mar 01, 2011 @ 19:09:41
it’s how they treat them that’s the trouble
thanks isabelle
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Mar 01, 2011 @ 19:28:05
Here in India the men grabbed theirs to shift them quite blatantly!
twitter: tbaootweets
Mar 01, 2011 @ 19:39:44
sorry ms savy, do you mean did, or do .. and please, why ?
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Mar 01, 2011 @ 19:48:46
I have no idea why they are not discreet about it. But you see it all the time.
twitter: tbaootweets
Mar 01, 2011 @ 20:09:41
as i suspected , google has removed ads from this page, due to the word testicles .. how silly
Mar 01, 2011 @ 20:49:56
Have you gone overboard Alan? Or, you just are just being plain ridiculous with so much thing in your mind….hehehe. Silly you! ;D
twitter: tbaootweets
Mar 02, 2011 @ 06:15:27
no not yet, just reporting the facts jorie ..

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Mar 01, 2011 @ 21:29:35
I shift mine all the time. they are after all part of me. Post made me laugh and cry at the same time lol
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Mar 01, 2011 @ 23:34:19
I find it weird that there seems to be ambiguity over whether the doctor was right in removing this man’s testicle. Wells claims the operation was “botched?” How does that happen?
“OK and now I just need to make a minor incision near the scrotum and…uh oh.”
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twitter: tbaootweets
Mar 02, 2011 @ 06:14:43
yes grumpy this is the million dollar question .. if i find out, i’ll warn everyone ..
Mar 01, 2011 @ 23:56:30
Alan…It really took some ‘balls’ to publish that one. A real nut-sack of scrotum humor in my opinion. Hang loose dude

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Mar 02, 2011 @ 01:53:46
Tbaoo, all I can say is I’m glad I’m a girl. Lol great post good laugh.
Xoxo
Jessica
Mar 02, 2011 @ 05:22:44
Wow! Just….wow! Really? Are the poor male folk in Christchurch double and triple checking? Yikes! Oh…did I mention…Wow! *shakes head*
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Mar 02, 2011 @ 06:17:11
thank you very much to all..
@ charlie – ?
@ hansi – normal me thinks cheers
@ jessica – so am i
@ jewell – wow is most right !!
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twitter: elizobihfrank
Mar 02, 2011 @ 08:34:32
Good grief! It’s already March 2nd in your neck of the woods… Alan, ahem, pushing the envelope as always… What’s next? Maybe I shouldn’t ask! LoL!

Eliz
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Mar 02, 2011 @ 10:59:26
yes we move very fast here in the land down under, we also have a few medical accidents
twitter: sweepyjean
Mar 02, 2011 @ 11:12:08
I don’t see what the big deal is. The right ball is just below the appendix. Happens all the time. Man up!
twitter: tbaootweets
Mar 02, 2011 @ 11:16:32
excellent sweepy .. thanks for that solid advice ..
twitter: tbaootweets
Mar 08, 2011 @ 05:59:11
too right – set the record straight – i’d only be to please to stack the medical news history of bundaberg against other areas .. it was in the news though, hence the opportunity it gave me to insert the word testicles into tbaoo. it wasn’t scientific research or indeed meant as a slight on bundaberg .. thank you for your feedback

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