call the oncall call centre for tbaoo 10

well i’m on call again, on standby and standing by. no goodbye just hello. if i have to run away very quickly, i’ll be ready to do so. i have prepared my shorts, shoes and have loads of clean underwear. you may wonder why i’d need clean under wear ? it’s simple, if i’m out for too long, i get four wears out of each pair, inside then outside, backwards and forwards – it’s slightly less than comfortable on two of those rotations, but my occupancy of these undies isn’t that large if you get my drift .. so it’s sort of ok.

the car is fuelled and ready, my cigarette case loaded, my water bottle ready and i’ll make sure i get rid of some water before i go. the state of some public toilets is pretty sad and some places don’t even have a toilet. if i’m in the bushes it takes a bit longer on those two fitting days, as the access is a little restricted. but i’ll get by, or around.

any-who if you see a well dressed, recently evacuated, well refreshed senior gentleman hurtling about the place being responsive, that’s me – say hello – not goodbye.

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