January 21, 2012
tbaoo should be less judgemental 14
it’s very odd, strange and somewhat less than satisfying around here at the moment. someone asked me the other day how the blogging is going and when i thought about i realised that it’s not going very well. maybe i need a beautiful muse ?
i have failed to find any material for some time, the merriment and silliness i used to bathe in seems to be hiding, or further down than i can hold my breathe for. of course i have laughed at the normal things, american and australian (state, federal and local) politics and the weak as piss media that farts all over me on a regular basis. in fact one local mayoral candidate has been outed as having three women on the “go” at one time. he must really have the power. someone did tell me that women have the ability to go ( off ), i’ve just never really concerned myself with that before now.
now what is there to do, how about a list – you should know by now i love lists. this one is completely random and considering the style here at tbaoo, that’s saying something:
- continue to lose weight, my carbohydrate reduced diet with salad and fruit is working
- spread my eyes and ears a bit wider to poke fun at so much more
- be less judgmental
- be more giving
- care more about what is important, what others think – isn’t
- buy some stylish new clothes – when i’ve lost all the rubbery belly
- go to a doctor and sort out all my aches and pains, not the one in my arse, it can’t be removed until i win the lotto
- reconsider my relationships with others, maybe try to have some
- apologise to my bride for that last one
- restrict my access to unsuitable material
- think about the opinions of others before i completely discount them
- argue less or with more subtlety if i must argue
- keep my silly dumb jokes to myself, no-one gets them anyhow
- what do you call a sheep with no head and no legs – a cloud
- rearrange my schedule to include more – “i give a shit time”
- ignore the screaming crap that surrounds my house more often than before
- tell my bride that i love her, this is sadly irregular
- be all things to all people and be glad that i am
- guarantee that the next idiot who knocks on my door selling some man made fantasy, will get a punch in the hooter, no questions asked, well maybe after he gets up
Jan 21, 2012 @ 14:53:54
Hmmm, Quite the list. Just be sure to tell that bride you love her, in every way you can. The rest will work itself out….
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Jan 21, 2012 @ 16:07:27
cheers jan ..
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Jan 21, 2012 @ 18:44:59
A punch on the hooter sounds reasonable to me.
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Jan 21, 2012 @ 19:55:54
hiya mr v .. it does don’t it
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Jan 21, 2012 @ 20:09:29
You keep going young man, I think that all this blog chat is usual go through it myself. Lot of work and sometimes don’t seem to be worth it. As for the rest sounds good, did a similar thing myself a while back, sod all changed perhaps but still good to do. Be true to yourself and beware the power of Larry Lewis.!
Jan 22, 2012 @ 07:35:57
i have my larry lewis shield up ..
thanks baldy
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Jan 22, 2012 @ 01:06:55
I’d stay on the diet and dis-regard all the rest, well maybe not the bride thing. You’re just fine the way you are! Don’t worry about the blogging, stay active and you’ll find plenty of BS to blog about.
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Jan 22, 2012 @ 07:36:46
you’re so right hansi .. it’ll come back to me, it’s just hiding at the moment
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Jan 23, 2012 @ 22:40:06
I can’t believe I was here the first time and forgot to comment. That would be on my list…if I had one…not to be so forgetful lol. Great post tbaoo
Jan 24, 2012 @ 06:28:59
cheers mary, i do try and i am trying
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Jan 27, 2012 @ 07:47:43
LOL, “guarantee that the next idiot who knocks on my door selling some man made fantasy, will get a punch in the hooter, no questions asked, well maybe after he gets up” – this is hilarious
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Jan 27, 2012 @ 09:13:45
thanks diana – they haven’t knocked for a while, maybe they know not to come
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Jan 30, 2012 @ 23:08:08
I love the photo you have shared here…I am sure this can really help a lot…
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Jan 31, 2012 @ 06:28:15
well i hope so gabriellie ? the change is underway
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