i might have obsessive compulsive disorder{22}
it’s official, i think i have a rampant case of obsessive compulsive disorder ( ocd ) and even though i look and sometimes sound a bit normal, i’m definitely not. those who are exposed to my excessive behaviour normally placate me and allow me to run free without restraint. this well meaning but deluded folk probably feel that letting me run like a pony though life will keep me calm, but alas i’m getting worse and i need reigning in. maybe a swift kick in the ribs as well.
this tremblingly excited need i have for symmetry, alignment, perfection ( even though i hardly ever achieve it ) drives me to a knife edged level of frustration when it doesn’t materialise. you would laugh at how silly it gets sometimes, you should see me trying to be a handyman, even though i strongly resist most of the time, sometimes i weaken and attempt a simple process only to find that i don’t have the temperament, skill, shirts, tools, desire or genetic make up to complete this simple task.
tantrums erupt, clothes become restrictive, tools fly and so does the colourful language and i don’t mean praising the warmth of the surroundings either. foul, rude, crude, imaginative, multi syllable, blasphemous, all with a full forced sputum retching engagement from a naughty ocd sufferer.
so what am i going to do ? well how about i relax, leave the handyman shit alone, i’ll get a messy influence, oops – i have one of those in my beloved bride. so i’ll just keep myself under control, leave the friendly folk that support me without restraint to continue to do so and i learn to enjoy the tightening of my disorder as it’s constricts around my daily life.
does anyone have the number of a home handyman helpful helper ?
oh and btw – my blood pressure turns out to be fine, although after reading this post you’d be shocked as to how. here’s how they do it in canada … http://youtu.be/03t9tnPNImw
twitter: raisingamelie
Feb 14, 2012 @ 22:09:09
Oh mate can you center the bottom image please!!!
Who has OCD now????
A
twitter: Scatteredmusing
Feb 15, 2012 @ 02:50:02
LMAO… I remember the day you were asking me if I knew how to center stuff. I knew there was more to it than a causal comment.
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Feb 15, 2012 @ 19:11:07
center is the best, left comes a close second ..
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Feb 15, 2012 @ 19:12:21
no problem alex – consider it considered ..
and thank you for your help in this matter
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Feb 14, 2012 @ 22:22:58
Don’t sound like OCD to me sir sounds like your a bloke!
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Feb 15, 2012 @ 19:01:26
i’m a bloke and i’m an even one
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twitter: rwreed12
Feb 14, 2012 @ 22:23:27
Ha! Is there a support group for us? I can relate all too well.
And by the way…your paragraphs are uneven…it makes the post look top heavy. Do you count the vowels in each paragraph…I do
twitter: tbaootweets
Feb 15, 2012 @ 19:02:21
thank you ron, i’ll get onto that very smartly
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Feb 15, 2012 @ 00:58:04
OCD SchmOCD. You sound just fine to me.
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Feb 15, 2012 @ 19:03:35
i knew you’d say that
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Feb 15, 2012 @ 01:56:52
Thank goodness you are not normal.
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Feb 15, 2012 @ 19:04:50
thank you very much jan, normal is so 1990s
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twitter: Scatteredmusing
Feb 15, 2012 @ 02:52:18
Alan, my dear friend your profile message is to much!! or is it too? Hmm anyways… Yeppp you’re normal alright!!
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Feb 15, 2012 @ 19:05:55
cheers debbie – too much is never enough
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Feb 15, 2012 @ 03:56:01
OCD…welcome to my life
But I love it! Without the OCD I probably wouldn’t get anything done 
But really…your post and photos need to be centered lol blahahahah!
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Feb 15, 2012 @ 19:08:21
centered, justified, left or right – oh dear what shall i choose ..;) thanks mary
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Feb 15, 2012 @ 12:53:01
Thanks God you are now okay. OCD is a serious one so be careful next time, we love you here.
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Feb 15, 2012 @ 19:09:51
ok now .. i hope so – thanks shameka ..;)
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Feb 17, 2012 @ 00:21:11
I am hoping this can really help a lot of people…Great job here!
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Feb 18, 2012 @ 11:23:45
so do i nancy
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Feb 18, 2012 @ 06:54:59
Try being OCD and being married to a spouse who is the exact opposite. Grrr! Creates an interesting dynamic. There’s nothing wrong with a little touch of OCD, but how many times can you check to make sure you turned off the curling iron? Come on honey!
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Feb 18, 2012 @ 11:24:55
thankfully i’m not at that stage, just the symmetry – aligned type stage
cheers greg and good luck.
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