i am very shallow in my spa{9}
i’ve decided to think about changing my mind about posting my stories as they are written. not unusual if you knew me, this changing of the mind, but unless you’ve met me dear reader, you may not know me. if you haven’t met me, let me introduce myself.
i’m 28, 6 foot 6 with strong wide shoulders, long wavy brown hair with a chiseled face of a greek like god. i have a mercedes cl800 and i use it to it’s best advantage. some might think that means driving, but when you’re a single stud muffin around town, that’s not what it’s best for. i own a couple of properties, and live in a third one. beachfront at mermaid beach and parking for the other three cars and bikes in the underground garage. my claim on this blog that i’m married is just a ruse to soften the hard boiled sleaze bucket attack that i’m famous for.
my attack is targeted at age appropriate women of all kinds, if you’re a woman and an appropriate age and your near me, you might be next. you have to be sparklingly good looking and have an all over tan. your hair colour, size and martial status can vary but there is one key point i look for. you have to be breathing, catch my eye and reciprocate my advances. oh and you should be reasonably shallow and easily impressed by my lovely car and let’s get together lines.
my goodness i hear you cry ( especially if you’re female ) how can i meet such a complete master of his own sexuality and share in his, while exposing my own, good fortune. well it’s easy ( so am i for that matter ) just send me an email or leave a comment below and when you’re next on the gold coast we can meet up. i’ll buy you an expensive, some say ridiculously overpriced dinner by the sea, swamp you with gifts and swish you off your feet, into my car first of all and then into my two story jacuzzi. this watery love cocoon has it’s own bar, sound system and heated towel rack, it’s a beauty. if you can’t help be impressed by all that, well you’re the woman for me.
after you’ve been disappointed, you’ll then have to make the decision as whether i’m the man for you – again. some say money isn’t everything.
bullshit – of course it is. i should know i have a shit load.
May 30, 2012 @ 00:29:15
that was some good shit! hope ya score with the women. dumb blonds are your best target.
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May 31, 2012 @ 21:55:51
the dumber end blonder the better ? me thinks i need to spread the love about a bit more – cheers hansi
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Jun 01, 2012 @ 02:10:41
Tbaoo, sometimes I can not tell whether you are serious or whether you are getting a ruse out of us…but that’s okay…it’s great to keep me guessing ☺
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Jun 01, 2012 @ 09:28:06
keep guessing mary .. the truth is – there is no truth. but no i’m not this spa hogging love rat and i’m not obscenely rich
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Jun 02, 2012 @ 01:03:07
How great it is to meet someone who is practically a mirror image of myself. Imagine the pulling power should we ever meet. Perhaps it’s best for aloof womankind if we never do?
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Jun 02, 2012 @ 12:50:41
pulling power in oposite directions of course ..
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Jun 28, 2012 @ 21:44:37
Take the percentages in my blog header and switch ‘em around; instant recyclable header! LOL
I kind of hope the bit about this being BS IS true, though – otherwise, you sound like an insufferable tool.
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Jun 28, 2012 @ 21:46:52
P.S. I’d probably drown in a two-story Jacuzzi, but the heated towel-rack sounds lovely.
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Jun 29, 2012 @ 06:35:01
you’re absolutely correct with that heading – although my percentage slides about a bit and you have to learn to tread water in the two story jacuzzi, or maybe learn to tell another story
cheers holly
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