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today a tale of two days

today a tale of two days {9}

a remarkable day has nearly finished, indeed two remarkable days. the first day was spent in the rarefied atmosphere of a queensland public trustee representative’s meeting, who was holding court in the centerlink office, right near the house of tbaoo. now if you’re keen senior or a carer of a senior – keen or not, you go to that office and sort out your affairs. my bride and i aren’t in that senior category just yet, but we needed the services offered by the public trustee. if you live in australia the government, via their state agencies provide some precise estate management, powers of attorney and will preparation.

of course the breakdown and distribution of the multi million dollar estate my bride and i have amassed will remain a secret, like my day job ( for now ) but when i retire the shit might really hit the fan, in a very public way.

no matter what category you might fall into, be it single, married, with dependents or without, i strongly recommend that you get your affairs in order. normally when i say that, it’s just before asking a sparklingly fresh young lady if she’d like to have an affair. not in this case though, it’s important, really importantly – important that you get your shit together.

shit can land and splat in any number of different ways, argument, dissent, litigation, retaliation or acceptance. it’s all going to depend on how you sort it out, if your wishes are followed, then whatever happens or indeed how those involved react, is entirely up to them.

today was a different story, i mentioned in this post about my then new orthotics, well today i had to take them in for a service. the edges at the heels had become a bit worn and were giving me gip when i was walking about in my “wearing far too fast” work-shoes. i failed to mention that yesterday i had bought a new pair of super comfy shoes for me and the bride. her’s were very smooth, as they had no toe protection in them. mine have big beefy protection for all big beefy situations.

well the orthotics were trimmed for my new work-shoes and the heel section supplied with an extra section of foam. so far all’s well and don’t they look good. the young man offered to trim the excess dead skin from my feet, so i sat there blissed out while having this procedure and watching a kids tv show about frogs, it was most relaxing and can i say, it’s something i might have to experience again.

pervy – no, relaxing and a proactive approach to my health – yes. i’m off now to try out my new work-shoes, my new orthotics and my “oh so very smooth” feet.

be engaged at blog engage

be engaged at blog engage {8}

all’s well here at the house of tbaoo, i have found a resource that i must share. the sharing is not half the fun, it is the whole fun.

http://www.blogengage.com/

it’s a very successful venture designed to share, read, enjoy and earn sheer driving pleasure from your blog. if you don’t have a blog, may i suggest you get one and join in the fun. it’s fun, this fun business. i’ve started with the one off payment of $9.99 to see how it goes … i can recommend the service, ease and grins to be had by being involved  in such a thing. so much so that i’ve merged myself into the affiliate side of things as well – can you see the ad to the right and this one here ?

Memberships, RSS, Blog Engage

yes i’m spreading the word about tbaoo and loving it, the comments that’ll flow, the praise, the criticism and money will pour in by the bucket load. a referral to the mercedes dealership, ( c class i think ) is already being prepared.

well it’s official i’ve turned a corner and my mental health is on the level, a fair level of fatigue but on the level. to celebrate i present this rock’n tune to sooth the savage beast within, my beast not yours, as yours might be beyond soothing.

http://youtu.be/_5GCWjqqRf4  – just in case of those nasty copyright restrictions

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tbaoo should be less judgemental

tbaoo should be less judgemental {16}

it’s very odd, strange and somewhat less than satisfying around here at the moment. someone asked me the other day how the blogging is going and when i thought about i realised that it’s not going very well. maybe i need a beautiful muse ?

i have failed to find any material for some time, the merriment and silliness i used to bathe in seems to be hiding, or further down than i can hold my breathe for. of course i have laughed at the normal things, american and australian (state, federal and local) politics and the weak as piss media that farts all over me on a regular basis. in fact one local mayoral candidate has been outed as having three women on the “go” at one time. he must really have the power. someone did tell me that women have the ability to go ( off ), i’ve just never really concerned myself with that before now.

now what is there to do, how about a list – you should know by now i love lists. this one is completely random and considering the style here at tbaoo, that’s saying something:

  • continue to lose weight, my carbohydrate reduced diet with salad and fruit is working
  • spread my eyes and ears a bit wider to poke fun at so much more
  • be less judgmental
  • be more giving
  • care more about what is important, what others think – isn’t
  • buy some stylish new clothes – when i’ve lost all the rubbery belly
  • go to a doctor and sort out all my aches and pains, not the one in my arse, it can’t be removed until i win the lotto
  • reconsider my relationships with others, maybe try to have some
  • apologise to my bride for that last one
  • restrict my access to unsuitable material
  • think about the opinions of others before i completely discount them
  • argue less or with more subtlety if i must argue
  • keep my silly dumb jokes to myself, no-one gets them anyhow
  • what do you call a sheep with no head and no legs – a cloud
  • rearrange my schedule to include more – “i give a shit time”
  • ignore the screaming crap that surrounds my house more often than before
  • tell my bride that i love her, this is sadly irregular
  • be all things to all people and be glad that i am
  • guarantee that the next idiot who knocks on my door selling some man made fantasy, will get a punch in the hooter, no questions asked, well maybe after he gets up

tbaoo has resumed his resume

tbaoo has resumed his resume {14}

it seems that i’ve fallen off the tbaoo bandwagon again, well it’s just that i’ve been updating my resume and preparing 2 vital documents for a job application. please don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret, in fact if i get the job ( wishful thinking again ), the job won’t be a secret. not like the one i have now.

i’ve been bashing away at the computer for so many days now i need a big rest, restful thoughts and a resting chair, not the bashing chair i’m in right now. well here’s a sample of the work so far. please let me know if you think it’ll work to get me work.

covering letter

dear ****

I want what you’ve got

****** & *********

*********

yours flatulently

tbaoo

resume

Employment

******
*********

****** & *******

******* to present

basis for selection

******************

(***********) & (***********) again it’s *********************

*********** only *****************. He said nothing *******************

sorry that’s all that i can post here, hope you get the idea. cop this while i wait, it’s very adult and very australian – you’ve been warned. the real chopper read is a very different subject all together .. cheers and bye for now.

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