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an amazing realisation

an amazing realisation {12}

am i wasting my time ? huge self reflection today has revealed that i’m trapped in a self perpetuating loop of self congratulations. wow that’s heavy shit.

i have been watching the two and froing of all within my reach in facebook, twitter and associated nonsense and have decided to remain focused on what i do best. now you might wonder what the hell that is dear reader, but if you are a dear reader you’ll know it’s just me being silly. regular group activity is a task that demands commenting on blogs of those generous souls who comment here.

slow internet in australia and those damn blogger blogs without the pop up comment feature that don’t work at all in safari, are really taking too many hours out of my lazy days and as much as i enjoy receiving comments from everyone, i’m going to have to stop wasting so much time.

well no … i can’t stop of course because this reciprocal acknowledgement is what it’s all about, although some folks get a bit precious about feedback to their work, or the fact that it might not be of interest to me, but the same can and would, probably be said about tbaoo so i suppose that’s part of the game.

note .. i do appreciate the support of those who support tbaoo – thanks

so this is what happens when i’ve spent a day working on a website for a client, i’m tired, grumpy and close to turning off the computer, especially as the joyous children next door are screaming and giving me the shits. woah alan that’s sounds a bit rash, but it will be turned off soon though, allowing me to relax without the need for gratification from others, except my bride of course.

to celebrate this realisation, i have a film clip to sooth the ravaged soul that is tbaoo .. goodnight.

tbaoo does twitterfeed

tbaoo does twitterfeed {6}

ok, it’s getting more and more addictive this blogging business, tweeting, facebooking, and just about every other type of self promotion. i have taken to twitter like a new-born to mothers milk, although the teat is kind of different. this is my new craze, and i get crazed big time and pursue these new features like a man possessed.

so this new craziness is twitterfeed, and the pic here is a sample of the huge list i’m developing, it automatically tweets the posts of the list members. simple, elegant and exactly what i need to spread the love that is tbaoo and my blogging buddies.

i was with another outfit that did a similar thing, but it became so bloom’n complicated and in the end was after money to expand your tribes and target tweets to a selected group. money i don’t need to spend, but this one – twitterfeed charges nothing, is easy and seems at this early stage to be very effective.

we’ll see – you can catch me at ..

#tbaootweets

what would you ask them to do

what would you ask them to do {11}

four people gathered for the feedback they dreaded. the four were from a varied background and had no idea how they were brought together for this face to face exchange. in fact three of them thought they had literally stumbled into this rather odd gathering, one was well aware that his presence was deliberate.

the face behind this reckoning kept a very low profile in this world of social media and internet based relationships but knew all about the four standing before him. so much so that he’d carefully selected them to justify their ridiculous claims, crimes and online boasts.

the scene in this dank room as the four shuffled about, finding the corners, had cheap written all over it, bad decor, stale smells and suited the implausible pretext for their presence. the face did not design the scene or mood by accident, it was a deliberate attempt to disarm and distract the four from the real purpose at hand, only the face knew the real reason and only the face would reveal the details, when they should be.

one of the four, a horror film fan was convinced that he’d stumbled into a scene from saw (any number) and was relieved to see that he was not caught in a trap. he had done some pretty bad things in his day, theft, fraud and was rather proud to be misogynistic, homophobic, racist and yes even more, he had left the scene of a motor accident that lead to the death of a pedestrian. yes he was a politician.

the second of this gathering was a vibrant and good looking young woman who took the common law rights of man to mean the rights of “her” only, no such need today, but she brought an attitude that raised the hackles of the men in this room. almost immediately they thought that no matter how good-looking she was, she was a pain in the bum. she was. she had also been hustling older men out of their hard earned in many an elaborate scam, the ultimate honeypot, diseased, angry and drug affected.

participant number three was a very lonely and less than worldly dork that had no idea of how the world was run, who ran it, how they got away with it and how to enjoy such a life. he aggravated nearly all that he met and was very surprised when they reacted, as they normally did. he was a bitter twisted individual that had no redeeming features other than he paid his taxes. and as he’d been working for a long time – he’d paid heaps.

number four was a completely different soul. a male model type with a six pack, tight shirt and the obligatory two days growth carefully sculptured into a “weak as piss” beard. he thought that the world revolved around his needs, as we all do i suppose, but he had some reason for thinking this way. his contract and substantial earnings meant that loads of male and female sycophants met his every whim. not today though !! his defect is harder to see, his frightening and leading role in scaring the young has been swept under carpet.

so the session begins ..

so what’s this actually mean. i ask that you offer a task for each of the four to redeem themselves in the light of modern thinking, what would you ask them to do or change about themselves to be a better person, that’s on the pretext of you thinking they may need to change. so you are the face – please leave your task in the comments and we’ll see how this craziness works out ..

what could they do or say to redeem themselves ?

one – the politician

two – the woman

three – the dork

four – the model

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tbaoo is becoming blue are you

tbaoo is becoming blue are you {8}

a very strange thing has just knocked me on the head, just about every chance i get, i seem to post, select or absorb the colour blue. it must mean something to someone, or to those that make blue – is that you ? do you make blue ?

this is sounding like a cheap copy, dumb arsed attempt at the brilliance of dr. suess. a good bloggin buddy recently posted an amazingly turtlish – yertle the turtle video and i guess it reignited a long lost, or never enjoyed, need for me to explore the world of dr seuss.

you have to check out the home of the good doctor’s work at suessville, just hover over the material, it has given me loads of good clean fun, which of course if completely guilt free. the doctor’s view on prejudice is very clear in the sneetches below.

have a beautifully blue day, i mean the colour not the mood, sit back, enjoy an example of the mastery of a master. their bottoms got booted.

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