life

absolute nonsense, that doesn’t have a home anywhere else. my life, your life, their life – don’t matter.

gold coast fairytale with some guinness

gold coast fairytale with some guinness {20}

what’s happening ? has tbaoo closed down, has it’s tormenter, muse or bur under the saddle retired ? well no. he’s just been lazy and relaxing away from the box that houses the apple. it’s been very odd actually, watching all sorts of other things burst on by and not reacting in much of way at all.

there’s still not much happening here and i haven’t heard about my resume’s landing, or the reaction it has caused. a bit like my tbaooing at the moment, a bit quiet.

so what to do, well a family member and his main squeeze will arrive here on the gold coast tomorrow and we’ll organise some fancy fun. where i’ll take them is still open for negotiation, but i think drinks, dinner, fun parks, sun, rain, shopping, mowing my 18 meter tall backyard grass and surfing may play a part, although i’ll only be involved in a couple of those things.

the bride of tbaoo will be the designated driver for most of it me thinks. but i know it’ll all be alright. we have to think about and discuss our guiding duties in full and establish a plan of attack. guinness is good for such thinking.

so, here’s a wonderful memory trigger to get things underway, even though it’s not xmas yet, it’s the thought and culture that counts .. merry xmas just in case i get caught out ( or up ) between now and december. good night and i’ll catch up after this rare social intercourse.


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( have i posted this tricky tune before ? i think i might have – oh well, here it is again )

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outdoors the gold coast is powerless

outdoors the gold coast is powerless {7}

branches blew and trees spent over themselves to escape, while the soil was sodden with an excessive amount of innocent water. the green and gold and the obscenely bright sunshine has gone. it does seems that it will be missing for many weeks and it’s replacement unloading on those below it, for a very long time.

this change in local atmosphere has brought about a change.

change is good – normally – but this change is not so good. people are trapped, in some cases by the rising water itself, or in others trapped inside by a boredom they have not experienced before. this gloomy cloud-like fog bearing down on upon them is not the the norm for my fellow gold coasters. it maybe the norm for tbaoo.

i don’t mean that tbaoo is a maudlin, remorseful sadly encased soul, it’s just that i don’t go outside much and certainly only when it’s required. the glaring truth is that i don’t have the wish or need to do so. i can enjoy the world from my wet dog impacted, slightly chaotic, cluttered (not my choice ) domain and refresh myself with interesting things that others find less than refreshing or interesting.

the major problem here at the moment is the sheer volume of water that’s cutting roads, flooding waterways of all types and that it’s creating new waterways, right through people’s homes, business and sporting arenas.

today as i trip round to the shops to get my lotto and newspapers, i’ll discover ( i sneaked a look online ) that the man with the power ( see my post here ) has dropped out of the race for mayor. this man has really upset someone, as the local media has the lowdown on all the so called public figure’s private “get togethers and bits bumping”, what caused them to reveal this sexy “tit bit” when the foibles of others are ignored, intrigues me. my foibles may be well hidden, but then i’m not running for office or likely to.

i thought while watching the rain fall and waters rise, that when my reason for “resume rejigging” reaches the next step ( if i’m lucky enough ) they may search through facebook, twitter, tbaoo or my web design tooling and make a decision about me.

i wonder dear reader what decision would they arrive at ? what would they think of the material that squirts out at them. without meeting me, they may think i’m a rather silly, fatuous, cynical, outrageously good looking fellow and keen to debunk the largest fraud brought upon mankind. maybe after reaching this decision they’ll give me the job, maybe not.

now i can’t give too much away, of course i can’t say anything about it really, but rather strangely the current ( a water pun ) meteorological situation and our organised response to it’s dramatic implosion on our local environment, is so very closely linked to my wish for a new challenge. what an amazing coincidence.

the garden space here at the house of tbaoo looks drenched and starved of warmth, the bedraggled plants, stuff loosely described as grass and “everybloody” thing else, waits patiently for tbaoo to either obtain and apply a career change – or mumble through the next step. all without going outside at the moment, it is raining after all.

bucketing down here and i need a bucket

bucketing down here and i need a bucket {8}

it’s amazing, the south east of queensland australia is nearly underwater. tbaoo is floating, surviving, surfing the rain, smoking cigarettes, internetting and watching with alarmed interest the peculiar going’s on. it seems like a tremendously frightening thing and i’m very lucky that aside from what appears to be a slight leak in the roof, i’m doing ok.

note. i did send the bride out in the torrential downpour to do the weekly shopping, but she loves her shopping, how could i stop her from doing so.

back to this unerring water based attack on my house, which seems to occur when rain is swept at 100 kilometres on hour, on a horizontally target aim at my metal roof. the water is blown under the roof and then gravity kicks in and it drips or pours down to a low point, which coincidentally is right above me and has caused damage to my lovely ceiling.

i will be monitoring the situation and when i can, i’ll employee a handy soul to fix this damp spot and check the entry points. until then i have a bucket poised at the ready, hoping that it ain’t required. a neighbour had to borrow a mattock to create a drainage channel from his back door to divert the growing lake to drain at a more appropriate spot, i was glad to help, but i stayed warm and dry inside my cave, whilst he did not. he fixed it, so life has returned to it’s relatively calm state here in the street, although while typing this, my bride has not yet returned from the shops.

i’ll be ready to consul, dry off and assist by carrying in the shopping and admiring my bride’s resolve. of course the yummy treats she’ll have purchased, will be be consumed with glee.

so to celebrate this weathering the weather and the flow on effects, here is a classic australian rock tune. the copyright situation is really giving me the shits, so i hope you can watch it.  good afternoon and please stay dry, look up and have a bucket handy.
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australia day is january 26 2012

australia day is january 26 2012 {27}

it’s a bit early i know, but january 26 – australia day is here very soon and a traditional australian celebration is the eat lamb campaign with the ever so subtle sam kekovich.

below is as copied from youtube …

After years travelling the world on his one-man crusade against unAustralianism, Sam Kekovich has realised the job is too big for him and his dodgy knees alone. Old-fashioned diplambacy just isn’t cutting it in this day and age. So it’s time to change his tune and embrace popular culture. If UnAustralianism has gone viral, Sam’s only antidote is to do the same.


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