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this is a pool of outstanding, ridiculous, absurd and completely unbelievable news from around the world, at least stuff that i get a rise out of.

far too much to absorb {4}

it’s been asked, how the hell do i select the material for tbaoo ? well often i leave the expected items, in the belief that others will do a better job, with more compassion, skill or even some journalistic good sense ( shit, you’re kidding ), so today i say, hang that. i live in queensland and many people, have been asking my bride and i, how are we getting on ?

well, we are being rained on ( heavily ) nearly everyday, all day, for what seems like years now, but we are safe and dry and thankfully not ravaged by the relentless flooding that’s occurring in parts of queensland and other states. the enormity of whole towns being evacuated, homes, businesses, wildlife and stock, crops and infrastructure all being decimated by the torrential flow of water, is heartbreaking. lot’s of people aren’t able to get flood insurance, so they are stuck in their homes hanging on for the next flood and losing everything, every time. some towns have only just got over flooding from a number of weeks or months ago and here they are going through it all again. it’s desperate times for many of these smaller communities, one thing though, people do rally round from all over the country and do help out.

so dear reader, here is some material that shows this natural backlash. of course compared to other disasters around the world, our little country isn’t doing too bad, but everything is relevant. if you’d like to donate to the queensland state government appeal, please do so here below.

The Queensland Government has launched an appeal to help fellow Queenslanders affected by the recent floods. Many communities have been devastated. Some families have lost everything. You can help make a difference by donating to the Premier’s Flood Relief Appeal.

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More rain for Qld’s flood-stricken areas

Updated: 23:46, Thursday January 6, 2011

More heavy rain is expected in flood-hit parts of Queensland as Rockhampton contemplates massive clean-up, and St George braces for what’s yet to come.

A low pressure system is dumping heavy rain across some parts of central and southern Queensland already hard hit by the flood crisis.

That’s expected to continue into the weekend.

The central Queensland city of Rockhampton, still in the grip of its worst flood in almost 60 years, saw heavy rain overnight and more of the same is expected into the weekend.

‘This afternoon there will be thunderstorms, that will be the pattern for the next few days,’ senior forecaster Bryan Rolstone told AAP.

‘The thunderstorms could be severe. The storm cells haven’t formed yet … there could be heavy rain associated with it.’

The Fitzroy River peaked at 9.2 metres on Wednesday, flooding 200 homes and affecting 3000 other properties.

It’s since dropped by just 5cm, with residents not expected to be able to return to their homes for some time as flood levels stay above 8.5 metres.

Rockhampton Mayor Brad Carter has said the city could take a year to get back on its feet, and it could be up to two weeks before residents could return to flooded homes.

‘I think that this could drag on for 12 months,’ he told the Nine Network, adding it would take three weeks to reopen the airport.

About 660km south of Rockhampton, the southern inland town of St George is braced for a flood peak of at least 14 metres on Monday or Tuesday, with more rain expected to exacerbate the situation.

That’s about 0.6 metres higher than the 13.39-metre peak seen in March last year, when the area experienced significant flood damage from what was considered a once-in-a-century event.

Balonne Shire Mayor Donna Stewart told the ABC that at 14 metres, only about 30 homes would be affected in St George itself.

She said much work had been done to prepare the community, including building additional levee banks, and there were points where the water would be able to get away.

She said she did not expect 80 per cent of the town to be affected, as some reports have said, and that inundation of properties would be relatively limited.

Deputy Premier Paul Lucas is expected to visit St George later on Thursday.

On Wednesday, aged care residents were evacuated from St George to Brisbane and extra sandbags are being flown in to help residents prepare.

With the flood peak yet to hit, St George resident and Nationals Senator Barnaby Joyce was already talking about ways to prevent future disasters, saying new dams were needed.

‘It’s not fair on people’s lives to have water tearing through their homes,’ he told Sky News. ‘It’s not good for our economy to be shut down and lose billions of dollars in production.

‘In the future, I think we need to look at building dams to mitigate the effects of floods.’

He said residents were on edge.

‘We just hope and pray it doesn’t get to 14 metres but we’ve got a plan in case it does,’ he said.

Meanwhile, moderate flood levels are forecast for the Dawson River at the central inland town of Taroom on Friday, extending to the Glebe area during the weekend.

Further downstream at Theodore, Moura and Baralaba, levels are expected to keep falling into the weekend before renewed rises and minor, possibly moderate, flooding next week, the bureau said.

But levels should remain well below the recent high level flood peaks.

The Local Government Association of Queensland said infrastructure repair costs for flood hit councils were going to be ‘off the scale’.

‘We initially thought in the order of $500 million, but it will go much higher than that,’ spokesman Greg Hoffman told the ABC.

Federal Local Government Minister Simon Crean has already approved $77 million in early grants to help councils undertake the most urgent repairs.

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on a stranger note. i’ve been searching for news footage videos and all i seem to find is stupid, self serving platidtudes from the australian media, watch me, i’m beside a flowing flooded river, or walking up to my knees in water. i even had to endure some sensationalistic woman squawking as she was interviewing a guy in a boat ( whilst delivering food to residents ) and spending the entire time fixing here mucken hair. this is really serious, back to you betty in the studio, promos up the “wazoo”, hapless idiots using this onsite crap as a promotional tool to show that their network is better than the others and aiming to prove ( who freakn’n cares ? ) that we ( they ) know and care about “queensland” fuck me dear reader, i’m going to get mad. !!!!  looks like fox news is closer than we’d hope.

any-who, lucky i found this uk sky news video piece and it’s dramatically good visual, but why he says sky news sydney as his sign off escapes me ? couldn’t he have just said “sky news australia”.
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northern territory news is great {2}

UFO spotted in Darwin

DAVID WOOD – December 27th, 2010

A UFO said to look like a secret Area 51 government plane shown on YouTube was seen last week by a Darwin man.

The man, who wanted only to be known as Brian, said he was having a beer and a smoke outside his unit in Sunset Drv about 9.30pm on Thursday when he saw a large, black flying triangle with lights on the side.

“I thought it was a plane but all it made was humming sounds,” he said.

“It was maybe at the third level of my unit block just hovering and gliding.

“I wish I had my phone, my iPhone to record it.”

This year in the Territory there have been many UFO sightings, and rumours British pop star Robbie Williams had bought a property at Daly Waters so he could pursue his passion for UFO spotting. There were seven sightings in a week in April.

This may be unusual with high-profile Acacia Hills UFO spotter Alan Ferguson having said they usually visit the Territory in the dry.

Thus it rates a three – Was it a shooting star? Or could it be something more sinister? – on the GerryMeter named after political powerhouse Gerry Woods.

In telling his yarn, Brian reluctantly admitted he had ducked outside to “to use the toilet”. “I’d mistaken it for a lamp post. I was relieving myself in the garden and I looked ahead and saw a light, then the light dropped a little, it was moving and I thought it was a plane and I was waiting for the roar of the engine and it was just humming.”

“I look up YouTube sometimes, and under Area 51airplanes there is a triangle one, it was much like that.”

He said there were about three bright, white lights on either side and one on the tip of the triangle which was about 20m across as it hovered for about 20 seconds.

“If anything what they have on YouTube is down pat, it was like secret government plane,” he said.

Police said they had no reports of any other sightings.

Drunk didn’t realise he was driving car

27 December 2010 – AAP

MOTORIST  who was more than five times the legal limit drove by cops, honking his horn and waving.

Police spotted the driver at Box Hill at about 8.25pm (AEDT) yesterday.

“This was nothing unusual except police attention was drawn to the vehicle as the driver was tooting his horn and waving at police as he drove past,” they said in a statement.

The man driving the car was pulled over and breath tested, recording a blood/alcohol reading of .278.

The man had his licence withdrawn immediately and will face court at a later date.

“When ask why he was driving like that the man told police he was unaware he was driving a car,” police said.

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fat news games news science news {0}

i can’t walk, my back feels like a team of asian back-walking masseuses have trampled the bejeeesus out of me and i’m laid up like an old man, hang on, i’m nearly an old man. it seems that the reason i don’t do much gardening, outdoor work, psychical exertion, is that my body doesn’t like it. i know what you’re thinking, if i did some it would, well i don’t and it doesn’t. my next plan of attack ( currently being actioned ) is to share some really good visual, computer, science, theft and corruption news that has come to my attention recently. i mean if i can’t even have the energy to read and type, what hope is there.

dear reader – i present the best and worst of the world in these three news items, click on the link at each story, read more and feed upon the volatile dynamics that is the twisted world in which we live .. cheers

Does lunch in front of a computer make us eat more?

By Amy Norton
NEW YORK | Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:14pm EST

(Reuters Health) – Many of us eat lunch parked in front of a computer, but that habit might be boosting our appetite for dessert, a small study suggests.

In a lab study of 44 men and women, researchers found that those who ate lunch while playing a computer game ended up eating more cookies 30 minutes later than those who’d had their lunch with no distractions.

The reason? Researchers say the computer users had a fuzzier memory of their lunch and felt less full afterward compared with the computer-free lunch group.

This suggests, they say, that distractions like computers and TV muddy our memories of mealtime, which in turn may have real effects on appetite.

“We think that memory for recent meals influences the amount of food that we select and then consume at a subsequent meal,” researcher Jeffrey M. Brunstrom, of the University of Bristol in the UK, told Reuters Health in an e-mail.

“When our memory is poor,” he said, “then at a subsequent meal we tend to select and consume a greater amount of food.”

Past research has suggested that people are prone to eat more when they dine in front of a TV instead of at the kitchen table — possibly because they are paying more attention to the screen than to what their stomachs are telling them.

“We know from several studies that distraction can increase the amount that people consume in a meal,” Brunstrom said. “Here, we extend this finding to show that the effects of distraction last beyond a meal.”

The study, published in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition, involved 44 volunteers who were assigned to one of two groups. In one, participants ate a set lunch while playing solitaire on a computer; those in the other group had the same meal with no distractions. read more here – this can’t be the reason for my recent weight gain, surely not ( don’t call me shirley )

Firms: Still owed millions from Commonwealth Games

By STEPHEN WILSON – Dec 17, 2010 5:45 AM ET - By The Associated Press

LONDON (AP) — Foreign companies are planning legal action against organizers of the New Delhi Commonwealth Games, claiming they are still owed millions for their work on the opening and closing ceremonies and are being blocked from taking their equipment out of India.

The complaints by the international firms and contractors follow allegations of corruption and mismanagement that plagued the games and cast doubt on India’s ambitions of bidding for the Olympics.

Ric Birch, the executive producer of the Delhi ceremonies, said about 15 companies are affected.

“We did the job for the sake of the Commonwealth Games and for the sake of India,” the Australian-born Birch told The Associated Press in a telephone interview. “We all had government contracts and fully expected that those contracts would be honored. I thought we could trust them. As things have turned out, we can’t.

“They haven’t returned calls, haven’t paid their bills, haven’t answered e-mails. They haven’t done anything,” said Birch, who directed ceremonies at the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics, 1992 Barcelona, 2000 Sydney and 2006 Turin Games.

Birch said his company, Spectack, is owed the final 15 percent of his New Delhi contract, or “hundreds of thousands” of dollars, that was due on Oct. 31.

The total amount at stake among the 15 companies is “several million dollars in fees and tens of millions in the value of the equipment that is just sitting there,” Birch said.

Repeated attempts were made by the AP to reach top Commonwealth Games organizing committee officials, including Suresh Kalmadi, Lalit Bhanot and A.K. Mattoo. Calls were not answered and messages were not returned.

Hardest hit are some of the companies that brought in lighting, audio, projection, communication and other equipment, including firms from Australia, Britain, Italy, Sweden and Germany. read more here

Quantum mechanics, invisibility cloaks and water on Mars: The biggest scientific breakthroughs of the past decade

By DAILY MAIL REPORTER - Last updated at 3:15 PM on 17th December 2010

The world’s first ‘quantum machine’ – a device that moves according to laws that govern the subatomic world – has been named as the biggest scientific breakthrough of the year.

The machine topped the list of the most significant developments in science in 2010 along with the sequencing of Neanderthal DNA, advances in HIV prevention and the synthetic genome.

Science magazine, one of the world’s leading research journals, also came up with a list of the top 10 scientific achievements of the decade which includes the discovery of ‘clear evidence’ of past water on Mars and huge advances in the search for other planets. read more here

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