why ?

just why did i start this silly nonsense, why don’t people understand, why can’t they drive it – shit, it’s not rocket science.

Feb 22, 2011

what a load of cobblers {20}

i’ve been lucky in my life so far, escaped serious drug additcion, tickled with being an alcoholic and have survived my fair share of unsurvivable events. well lately i seem to be spreading my self a bit thin. too much work, real day time work, really great big heaps of blogging work and a shit load of worry. oh and i’ve a pimple the size of a small child on the end of my nose.

you’d think that’d get me down but no, i’m encouraged by the stress and enormous grief ( and strange looks ) that being busy and pimpled brings, it also brings a seriously strained neck and shoulder from my man bag, packed full of manly goodness and some unfortunate wind problems .. wopsie !!

this ranting brings me to the topic for today dear reader, it’s blog related again and it deals with the ever so demanding effort to promote oneself, ( yes your majesty ), it is endless. i have received some tremendous advice from a blogging friend ron, he is the master of “if i had a blog” to which i was lucky to provide a guest post. is this self promotion ?

this nonsense below is the result of changes to tbaoo’s description, keywords and my now tightening the link between facebook and twitter. there is more to come, more fancy seo magic which will push tbaoo into the stratosphere. you might think that’s where i belong.

so any-who, now that i’m busy, straining at the bit with enthusiasm, i can get down to business, post a great steaming load of cobblers, promote it and sit back and reap in thousands of dollars from google .. keep it coming señor.

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Feb 14, 2011

tbaoo is very busy {10}

i’m in a rush, luckily ( i mean a very, very – big thank you !! ) i’ve got 8,000 comments to react to, the neighbour’s children to chastise, watch two beautiful butterflies “mate” in my back yard and have my lovely dinner. all this while remaining aloof and mystical – it’s just amazing how i manage to do all these things at once, you’d think i’m a women, but as you know dear reader, i’m not.

oh and of course here’s my very first guest post, @ if i had a blog by ron.

so here’s a “fantasmicly interesting” piece of cleverness to bide you over, sorry, but i can’t grab the code for this .. so please go here

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Jan 30, 2011

more drama from the drama king {12}

goodness dear reader, i’m sucker for change, titivating and sprucing up this wild space that is tbaoo. you’ll no doubt have noticed ( or maybe not if you’re asleep ) that the template has changed and if you’re quick in reading this, you’ll see that we have no photos, nada, nothing, just loads of dreamy white space with a red x or a blue ? depending on your browser. well loads of communication is underway, in fact when i first loaded the theme, it did not work at all. some silly idea that widgets needed a title or they screwed the entrie layout. ok, so now we have a title for the search, facebook, google and networked blogs widgets .. i would have thought that their sheer existence negated the need for a title.

oh well, we have titles and not pictures, they are there lurking somewhere, but just not accessed correctly by the php file.

i’m taking the usual step ( for me anyway ) in publishing the communication between me, the template provider and my hosting support. fair enough that english may not be the first language, but some diplomacy, or sales patter wouldn’t go astray.

here goes .. of course all this is meant to be thought of as a learning tool and is not intending to project an insulting tone per-say, or criticism of a bitter nature .. it’s all meant with the best intention. hell what else am i going to write about while i wait for a resolution.

..

You can download ###### Theme [Single License] at

https://www.e-junkie.com/1111111111 ( made up to protect the innocent )

Please note, the download link will expire after 120 hours from now or after 5 attempts, which ever event happens first. ( wow that should have been a hint )

my first email .. Hello ####, a couple of hours ago, I download the ##### theme and proceeded to follow the instructions and install into my server. Nothing of any importance actually worked, no photos at all, one single sidebar that pushed content down into some “black hole type” lower footer arrangement, below the posts and then when searching for support discovered that after the torturous sign up process .. I might not get any for up to 10 hours. Could I please request a refund of this recent purchase !! thank you for your help .. alan

p.s. photos were set in featured section as per my previous theme, yes – permissions were set, no – not changed in the php file, and no way known was the layout problem repairable to my limited understanding. All pluggins were switched off and the theme reinstalled, all to no avail.

Hello Alan, No, we cannot refund you. Post in the support forums and the problem will be solved. Best regards

my reply .. ####, might I say I’m disappointed with your terse reply and lack of refund. If you could please advise what indeed will happen if you cannot get the blog theme to work and I effectively have the site down for hours or days, while waiting for a fix that may or may not work. Could you please reconsider the refund. Failing that can you give some guidance as to why none of the main features worked correctly. thank you alan

Hello again, We do not provide support by e-mail, only in our forums. Also, we cannot guess what the problem is. We have to see the site for that. In our support forum there are 4 people that solve problems or direct to the appropriate answer. By e-mail there is only one and a busy schedule. We have hundreds of customers that successfully use #####, I doubt there is some problem that cannot be solved. Best regards

from my host support … Hello Alan, Thank you for contacting Technical Support. I have reviewed your timthumb.php and it appears that everything is set up correctly and it should be able to run. I correct a small permissions error that may have been affecting it. Please give it a try and let me know if this issue persists.

suffice to say, nothing is working, i’m sending emails and posting feedback between the theme people and the hosting company like a blogger possessed. the latest from the host support sounds a rather risky option, one that i won’t publish here, so  i’ll just have to wait on the response from the master of the theme. shit – !!

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Jan 24, 2011

they said what {28}

the post today is extra silly, just plain stupid really, this material below is as seen ( and mixed up ) from today’s efforts on a secret forum tbaoo happens to inhabit. it’s great fun, serious, silly, helpful and above all, it gives as much as you give. i can’t tell you where it is, it’s a secret, maybe you’ll get invited, maybe not, depends on who you know and how much fun you’re prepared to have. i keep revisiting this topic of blog promotion, probably because that’s all i seem to do lately, that and wish i was a squillionare, hey that’l come.

so while i’m waiting for shit load of money to roll my way, here’s a random ( and mixed up ) selection of comments that have been posted in the recent past, on this well hidden secret blogging universe. the choice in grabbing each one was entirely mine and i don’t really have anyone’s permission, but i thought it might show you just how silly we ( read me ) all are .. love all round the room here at tbaoo.

so here we go here’s the random nonsense plastered on the first page and jiggled about by me, so for your reading pleasure, or confusion.

i’ve decided to do something very sneaky (or stupid) with the posts here on ######. do i have everybody’s permission to attempt it ? of course if i get just one in agreement, i’ll consider that as the nod from everyone !!!

I was thinking that when this group first began we were going to have a list of all the blogs in one place. Do we? If so, where? I’d like to start systematically checking out everyone’s blogs.

on no – not more buttons ? yeah, I’m officially making a random comments… it’s late, i’m bored. And…wait for it… I just finished blogging. I agree with #### wholeheartedly. Besides, if ain’t broke don’t fix it.

i’m sorry but i’m still confused, what button, and where can i see it in action, is the looping paramount for correct button placement.

Sometimes I can’t find the words, so instead I post pictures of #### punching ###### in the face: but, that was a week ago and i’m still feeling the effects of the traffic. i was trying to find your post about links, but it’s gone off my screen. here’s what i was typing when it disappeared.

now why didn’t i think of that early this morning? i spent the day going from blog to blog. what a big dummy! but hey Welcome…..sit back ..relax and enjoy the ride ..XOXO

I guess you have a point there. I was thinking of a monotone “wow” after reading the last few comments. This all sounds very dirty. So, I’m going to need to discuss this with my wife to see if she’s ok with someone grabbing my button. you’re torturing me now………….. I should remind you ladies as an administrator of this group that these conversations should be held within you chat or message function.. That’s what I should say. What I am going to say is KEEP IT UP AM HAVING A BALL!!!!

Would love some thoughts on this post! It’s a topic I find really interesting! and I’m eating my monday post! DANG, it’s good! can’t wait to share. This really helps… Now i figure out I’m actually missing some of the steps. No wonder it gets loose so easily….Hahaha

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live, although your site takes very very long to load. Please fix your widgets.

well there you have it, it didn’t work out as i thought at first, but it is a great learning exercise, wait a minute or two before ploughing into a post, what you thought was rather quirky at first, may turn into something less so. oh well back to the forum board.

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Jan 9, 2011

100 friends and loads of keywords {12}

a word about blogging .. boring to some, immensely captivating to others. i’ve reached a 100 friends on facebook and many more in groups, forums and general chatty type places, so i feel motivated to blab about the creation and promotion that dominates my world. tbaoo.com

tbaoo is a blog designed to allow me to blurt, scream, whisper and filter some of my thoughts on a wide range of life’s drama, products and events. i’ve found that there are 126 million blogs on the internet ( as tracked by blog pulse ) and tbaoo is just one very small part of that incomprehensible number.

the main part of running tbaoo is the endless promotion, sharing, plugging, pestering of folks to read it and/or leave comments so that the infintisable presence i have online, increases. search engines like blogs, so do i, but they scan them very quickly and post results almost immeditaly. tbaoo features well, but of course much more is work is needed. i like it, i’ve made lots of new online friends. i’ve been limited as i have reached the maximum levels, so i and can’t follow any more blogs or people at networked blogs and twitter.

it’s a never ending search for spreading the word and while getting the link for blog pulse, i’ve realised i should submit tbaoo to their directory. you see it’s a never ending pursuit of links, and engagement from you dear reader.

so here’s a list of search engine keywords. apparently i need to have lot’s of these to increase my power on the internet. this list will make no sense, but i did get a spam email who’s script was a tedious, stupid attempt to link them into a written piece of something, it was so freak’n silly it was laughable. i should have kept and published it, but posting it would benefit the idiot that sent it to me.

as per below, i’ve done the same i suppose, but i’ve not been that stupid as to combine all the crap below into paragraphs or attempted to have it make sense, although vasectomy reversal is one keyword (s) that could fit well into tbaoo. i’ve just noticed that “hair removal in chicago and washington” are very popular searches .. hairy buggers.

to those who’ve helped me along the way, tremendous thanks, to those who’d like to and have hesitated – please dive in, to those who don’t give a shit – please do. above all it’s supposed to be easy, fun, low fat, free and entertaining, i hope it remains so. type tbaoo into google, or man boobs parallels 6 and you’ll see. thanks to www.adsensepay.com for the list…..

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