advice

self promotion 101 {0}

i have become aware of the fanciful, somewhat twisted nature of this blog business !! it’s a self perpetuating – self indulgent trail of self promotion. i’m guilty of this of course, i’m learning how to do it and i must say having some real success ….  i’m trying to do this locally without bugging the living crap out of everybody, but it doesn’t seem possible.

smug face on author of this post, has he realises that you’re reading this now aren’t you !!

the international blogasphere is ripe for the mass appeal that is tbaoo of course …. i mean who doesn’t want to read about, farts, nude men running about, fat hairy old buggers, sperm whales, poop, senators and all the other sensible stuff !!  i will endeavour to raise the tone of the content – who am i kidding – the sillier the better, the more risque, unbelievable, complete lies the better it is… people ask me , did you do that , are you that fat hairy bloke, are you the one playing rugby with the svelte backside, did i steal 8 iphones, and is that really a photo of your slippers ( and wife ), or is that really some fictional local politics, increasingly flatulent radio and television or indeed can you please explain why you are doing this !!

the answer is hard to quantify, identify or explain, i don’t know why it started or where it will go, the further away from sense the better, the sillier and more stupid it can become, the larger the warm feeling i’ll receive. i will also post some of my photos and locate some others from the net, just to mix it up a bit and remember, the place for sensible, timely and well dressed advice of a personal nature can be found on another page here at tbaoo . just leave a comment under the “check one” post and we’re off …

no that’s not me, but you can vote – would you believe, for some ugly person award !!! ain’t the internet great.

advice testing – testing check, check two {2}

apologies from the author ( kidding myself i know ) a vital piece of this post disappeared into the wilderness…

this post and category will be an advice section – homework or relationship problems – i’ll answer all. i have tremendous experience in all things, i know all things and recommend all things…what do you want to do – the answer is of course – all things !!

hi ho –  here is a list (an example) of the quality advice you can look forward to receiving… i know this looks like the top ten list from letterman, but i don’t have a bald sycophant (noun - a person who acts obsequiously toward someone in order to gain advantage; a servile flatterer) bashing keyboards, camera right though do i? any-who here goes:

  • get rid of the lazy sob (son of a bitch)
  • get a job you lazy bum
  • she said what to your mother .. wow she has balls !!
  • 4 plus 4 can sometimes add up to 9 trust me
  • smart people don’t read advice columns… why is that ?
  • dumb people don’t read advice columns
  • who the hell are you lot then ?
  • listen kid, i know i shouldn’t swear, eat that, wear that or sit on that, but at my age it’s the best i can do !!
  • and yes kid i know i go to the toilet a lot
  • sensible advice is at the next blog – not this one

i’ve got teams and teams of stupid stuff that will apply to any question posed by any of the people willing to submit them, go on you know you want to – just leave a comment below and i’ll answer … simple hey !!