australia

tbaoo presents your next holiday queensland {14}

ok, due to overwhemlingly positive and wonderful feedback regarding some of my recent friday moment pictures, i have the pleasure and somewhat cheeky nerve to present two classic queensland tourist videos. if you do decide to come to australia’s gold coast, be sure to leave me plenty of room to park as i go about my secret daily duties and make sure you bring your credit card.

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art attempt one {2}

this photo insertion is a testing of the remaining parts of my computer that work .. i do exaggerate of course, but i’m still sulking. the photos where taken at bargara in queensland australia. later i’ll piece together some of my shots from london, dubai and singapore. yes they are holiday snaps, sit back down and enjoy.. i’ve now discovered that the file size is too grand ( not to mention the content ) so i can’t place it here in tbaoo, without it being a download via a link, i’ll keep trying – so bye for now !!

my queue needs no apple {0}

as odd as it might seem, although not too odd for tbaoo though me thinks .. i walked by the robina town centre apple store today and was fraught with concern that i’d not waited in line like the scores of souls who had !! i just kick myself, ( a lot ) that i didn’t have my entry level paparazzi dslr  .. i would have peeled off a few and then placed them here for free so you the reader could enjoy, and then sold the remainder to the local media. their view on the event was here .. pitiful twats who can only relate to an interest in technology in the vastly overused description of geek. what ? are the local fat slob journo types ( both boys and girls ) all sprouting sporting jocks, blokey and blokette, social behemoths .. shit they’re just piss weak. if you want to know what happens in the world it’s better to experience it yourself and disbelieve, or bring at least 80% of scepticism to the material thrust upon you, even check the date !! they’ve been know to get that wrong.

to make matters worse i think i want to work at apple, i went to school ( unbelievable but true ) and a fellow from school ended up working at the factory / head office of apple in sydney, he was cool, long haired, had a name that sung and worked for a company that no one knew anything at all of what the frugality is a personal computer or an even and apple ? we grew older, i grew ruder and who knows where he is now. he could be running the show and might give me a job ( no not that job ) any-who, i’ve decided that i should apply and that’s that. next step, prepare a word document resume, using a helpful template .. and send it with the help of my outlook program, which is conveniently pre loaded on my pc. send all of this to aol in america with a redirect request via share to apple in america. simple, swift and with the help of adobe and power point i’ll have a beautiful  presentation ready for their edification !!!! long live the optimism of a tbaoo !!

if you’d like to start a career at apple – maybe design and/or invent something we don’t know we need or want yet, please go to this website and follow the prompts, don’t follow mine, you’ll only end up here at tbaoo and i don’t pay much …. YET !!

http://www.apple.com/jobs/us/