barnaby joyce

and the winner is {1}

happy 4th July to those celebrating such a holiday, here in australia it is a lazy ( and bloody freezing ) sunday. this morning’s abc television offering is the insiders program, it showed just how quaint and unpretentious our nation is. the new pm julia “g”, was arriving home with her boyfriend,  to be confronted by the media ( sounded like a 17 year old ) who was given the vital job of camping outside the julia “g” home .. her big chance to impress her puffed out, red faced, gout laden news editor boss,  with lights and inane questions asking what the pm will be doing? watching the bill? or the football, they mean australian rules down there.

the other fascinating thing about all of this, is the fast track efforts to appease the masses, the great unwashed we in tv land used to call them, and prepare everybody in the land for a federal election. vote one for julia “g” or for hairy big ears abbott. the angry small minded right wing conservatives, who force down our throats their stupefyingly stupid alternatives to modern life, they strive to restrict, modify or interfere with our lifestyle, behaviour and our bodies, will have a field day about julia”g” being a non believer and living in sin. her statement to hairy abbott “game on tony” when they shook hands in her first parliamentary session really seemd to shock the angry little antman to the core. she is not playing the i’m a girl card, but the  opposition is frightened of doing so of course, antman tony even stated on radio that he was a woman and was now allowed to get any job he ( ? ) desired, except full foward ( see australia rules ) or a catholic priest – hey tony !!!! no he didn’t mention the catholic priest’s men only club.

…. interesting times ahead indeed !! the main man from the bush barnaby will have to hold his tongue. oh and by the way – andrew bolt is a wanker, merchant banker and hamshanker – high brow political debate this ain’t, but hey – this is not the parliament’s hansard

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it’s cold and we’re learning {1}

it looks like this process of spreading the word will become an issue of restraint….this blog will either get me into an enormous amount of trouble or do me some good – let’s see. Barnaby is on sky suggesting that tony’s ok due to the blokey nature of lying’s fine, you state one thing one way to a check out girl or another way to a lover, asked into which category the australian voting public may fall he replied you (we) should make that decision….