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what a load of cobblers

Feb 22, 2011

what a load of cobblers {20}

i’ve been lucky in my life so far, escaped serious drug additcion, tickled with being an alcoholic and have survived my fair share of unsurvivable events. well lately i seem to be spreading my self a bit thin. too much work, real day time work, really great big heaps of blogging work and a shit load of worry. oh and i’ve a pimple the size of a small child on the end of my nose.

you’d think that’d get me down but no, i’m encouraged by the stress and enormous grief ( and strange looks ) that being busy and pimpled brings, it also brings a seriously strained neck and shoulder from my man bag, packed full of manly goodness and some unfortunate wind problems .. wopsie !!

this ranting brings me to the topic for today dear reader, it’s blog related again and it deals with the ever so demanding effort to promote oneself, ( yes your majesty ), it is endless. i have received some tremendous advice from a blogging friend ron, he is the master of “if i had a blog” to which i was lucky to provide a guest post. is this self promotion ?

this nonsense below is the result of changes to tbaoo’s description, keywords and my now tightening the link between facebook and twitter. there is more to come, more fancy seo magic which will push tbaoo into the stratosphere. you might think that’s where i belong.

so any-who, now that i’m busy, straining at the bit with enthusiasm, i can get down to business, post a great steaming load of cobblers, promote it and sit back and reap in thousands of dollars from google .. keep it coming señor.

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100 friends and loads of keywords

Jan 9, 2011

100 friends and loads of keywords {12}

a word about blogging .. boring to some, immensely captivating to others. i’ve reached a 100 friends on facebook and many more in groups, forums and general chatty type places, so i feel motivated to blab about the creation and promotion that dominates my world. tbaoo.com

tbaoo is a blog designed to allow me to blurt, scream, whisper and filter some of my thoughts on a wide range of life’s drama, products and events. i’ve found that there are 126 million blogs on the internet ( as tracked by blog pulse ) and tbaoo is just one very small part of that incomprehensible number.

the main part of running tbaoo is the endless promotion, sharing, plugging, pestering of folks to read it and/or leave comments so that the infintisable presence i have online, increases. search engines like blogs, so do i, but they scan them very quickly and post results almost immeditaly. tbaoo features well, but of course much more is work is needed. i like it, i’ve made lots of new online friends. i’ve been limited as i have reached the maximum levels, so i and can’t follow any more blogs or people at networked blogs and twitter.

it’s a never ending search for spreading the word and while getting the link for blog pulse, i’ve realised i should submit tbaoo to their directory. you see it’s a never ending pursuit of links, and engagement from you dear reader.

so here’s a list of search engine keywords. apparently i need to have lot’s of these to increase my power on the internet. this list will make no sense, but i did get a spam email who’s script was a tedious, stupid attempt to link them into a written piece of something, it was so freak’n silly it was laughable. i should have kept and published it, but posting it would benefit the idiot that sent it to me.

as per below, i’ve done the same i suppose, but i’ve not been that stupid as to combine all the crap below into paragraphs or attempted to have it make sense, although vasectomy reversal is one keyword (s) that could fit well into tbaoo. i’ve just noticed that “hair removal in chicago and washington” are very popular searches .. hairy buggers.

to those who’ve helped me along the way, tremendous thanks, to those who’d like to and have hesitated – please dive in, to those who don’t give a shit – please do. above all it’s supposed to be easy, fun, low fat, free and entertaining, i hope it remains so. type tbaoo into google, or man boobs parallels 6 and you’ll see. thanks to www.adsensepay.com for the list…..

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good signs help friends

Aug 1, 2010

good signs help friends {3}

this flew across my desk and while i’ve been so busy joining every conceivable twitter following group to extend the menace that is tbaoo, i’ve missed this tremendous opportunity.. bbc dorset really has excelled with this serious matter. as right clicked and copied ..

New Shitterton village sign set in stone

in the Dorset hamlet of Shitterton have got so fed-up with their sign being stolen they have put up a stone version.

They hope the £680 sign, which is set in concrete, will deter thieves.

Previous signs have frequently been stolen but had not been replaced since the last theft three years ago.

Villager Ian Ventham said: “Every two or three years somebody comes along and nicks our sign because, clearly, Shitterton is amusing.”

He added: “Purbeck District Council, not being over-endowed with money at the moment, would merely have replaced it with yet another sign.

“That would have been stolen so we have got together as residents for a whip-round and bought this wonderful piece of Purbeck stone which, at a tonne-and-a-half, is going to be slightly more difficult to take away.”

The 62-year-old, who has lived in the hamlet near Bere Regis for 20 years, said it was his wife’s idea and said: “I think we have made our contribution to David Cameron’s ‘Big Society’ now.”

Shitterton is recorded in Norman French in the Domesday Book as Scatera or Scetra which, translated, means a little town that is on the stream of a midden or sewer.

street signs are such collectables .. i’ll be off now to get some for my house, maybe in my sports bar trophy case with the samantha fox, pamela anderson photographic studies, the rammstein special edition dildo collection case, the rugby league hall of fame signed ball ? and the v8 super car bumper bar i stole from the gold coast indy‘s last carnival. this palace celebrating the manhood that is an australian male ( ? ) is hidden in the backyard and only accessible by offering the correct password .. can you guess what it is, no seriously i’ve forgotten it and the bloody digital security system won’t let me in.

i’ve joined an adictive group/site called http://twiends.com and while i’m still a facebook fiend, i’m becoming a twitter twat. no wonder the young wipersnappers of today become so engrossed in their mobile phones ( iphone 4 alan ? ) i am doing the same, wait, someone wants to know … when i’ll be at the shops, what i’m wearing and whether i have spoke to that girl from mcdonalds yet ?

shit .. so much life – no time left to enjoy it .. i’ll have to sort out my rammstein collection instead.

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i’ve robbed and killed a few people today, oops

Jun 13, 2010

i’ve robbed and killed a few people today, oops {1}

this wild heading is based on the hands free notion that is mafia wars, some sort of monstrous “game” application on facebook. i’m trying to promote tbaoo, to the extent of annoying every single human ( or non ) on the planet ( or at least the ones i can reach ) and one way i’ve thought of is posting my url,  http://www.tbaoo.com at every single place i go, in fact the young person at the newsagent yesterday took some convincing !! while the religious zealot at my front door seemed very pleased to swap email addresses and facebook details .. apparently he and his glamourous wife (?), in the nice hat and sensible outfit, have a comprehensive collection of reading material for me.

any-who, the fact that i’m blindly clicking on buttons to kill, rob, mug, rob, bash and defraud supposedly innocent citizens has suddenly come home to me. is this the desensitisation that they speak of, am i becoming a cheezewiz ( what a talent ) and

twinky addicted slob, sitting here – ( in my new undies ) preparing to star in a major action, sci fi film, as the so called computer drollop asked to perform all sorts of “dark tasks at night” type mulfugery .. i’m even making up my own words now, please take me to the sunshine and let me rest !! make sure it’s the back door though, there are too many eager pushers of fantasy at my front.

the only hope is that the readers and now newly located friends, start leaving comments & subscribing to tbaoo which will then grow exponentially to be a major world wide success – then i can demand a decent trailer for my part as the computer drollop – do they provide new or just cleaned undies on set ? who is my dresser and are they a connected wise guy ? and just between you and me, even though i gave the couple from the 50′s a fake email address..they still got me – shit !! that’s power.