if i had a blog

thursday dedication ~ if i had a blog {15}

ok it’s thursday, enough sad, more glad ..

“if i had blog” sums up the hopes and wishes of many …. i do so i know !!

this weeks dedication goes out to ron ..  it’s sounds like i’m impersonating an american 1940′s evangelist preacher on the wireless.

mr ron is clever, well balanced and good for you, a bit like a healhty diet. in fact i’ve been fortunate to have been served on the menu as offered by ron. i strongly recomend that you proceed with great haste to

http://ifihadablogpart2.blogspot.com/

 

the idea behind this thursday dedication is to promote and publicise the blog of a fellow traveller and share the experience .. so please consider and understand the tbaoo publicity machine is now in overdrive.

ron has been very gracious in allowing us apprentice like souls to populate his part of the world, we haven’t been fired yet .. thanks ron !!

what a load of cobblers {20}

i’ve been lucky in my life so far, escaped serious drug additcion, tickled with being an alcoholic and have survived my fair share of unsurvivable events. well lately i seem to be spreading my self a bit thin. too much work, real day time work, really great big heaps of blogging work and a shit load of worry. oh and i’ve a pimple the size of a small child on the end of my nose.

you’d think that’d get me down but no, i’m encouraged by the stress and enormous grief ( and strange looks ) that being busy and pimpled brings, it also brings a seriously strained neck and shoulder from my man bag, packed full of manly goodness and some unfortunate wind problems .. wopsie !!

this ranting brings me to the topic for today dear reader, it’s blog related again and it deals with the ever so demanding effort to promote oneself, ( yes your majesty ), it is endless. i have received some tremendous advice from a blogging friend ron, he is the master of “if i had a blog” to which i was lucky to provide a guest post. is this self promotion ?

this nonsense below is the result of changes to tbaoo’s description, keywords and my now tightening the link between facebook and twitter. there is more to come, more fancy seo magic which will push tbaoo into the stratosphere. you might think that’s where i belong.

so any-who, now that i’m busy, straining at the bit with enthusiasm, i can get down to business, post a great steaming load of cobblers, promote it and sit back and reap in thousands of dollars from google .. keep it coming señor.

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tbaoo is very busy {10}

i’m in a rush, luckily ( i mean a very, very – big thank you !! ) i’ve got 8,000 comments to react to, the neighbour’s children to chastise, watch two beautiful butterflies “mate” in my back yard and have my lovely dinner. all this while remaining aloof and mystical – it’s just amazing how i manage to do all these things at once, you’d think i’m a women, but as you know dear reader, i’m not.

oh and of course here’s my very first guest post, @ if i had a blog by ron.

so here’s a “fantasmicly interesting” piece of cleverness to bide you over, sorry, but i can’t grab the code for this .. so please go here