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Jan 4, 2011

bad news is not good news {4}

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  1. Hasselhoff heads to Gold Coast

i was sitting here wondering .. just what today’s topic is going to be ?,  what’s news, what’s important in the world or indeed, what of it do i want to share with you, dear reader. well an outstandingly important piece of journalism has hit my eye, as i browsed about.

Hasselhoff heads to Gold Coast

January 4th, 2011 – gold coast bulletin

BAYWATCH star David Hasselhoff is set to make an appearance at Main Beach on the Gold Coast tomorrow.

The Hoff, who will be spruiking Streets’ new Splice Real Fruits ice blocks, did a slow-motion run on the sand to renowned theme song I’ll Be There at Bondi Beach in Sydney yesterday.

The 58-year-old former TV star is rumoured to have netted $250,000 for the Streets campaign, the Daily Telegraph reports.

Hasselhoff will be at Main Beach about midday tomorrow ( wednesday 5 January  ).

i’m there, i’m going tomorrow, i’ll take time off work, i’ll take my baywatch t shirt and have it signed, i may have my chest signed and get it tattooed into my body. or of course i might do no such thing, not any of those things.. the man’s a complete buffoon.

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i was going to post the real video, but it is just too bad, too close to home, i’ve been that drunk ( often ) and i don’t like to remember it. alcoholism is no joke, i should know, as i came so close, ( or more accurately if i was honest ), i came through “it” relatively unscathed.

if your social life resembles the message offered by this video, get help now, http://www.alcohol.gov.au/

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Jun 10, 2010

nothing has happened {2}

went today to write a new post and realised that nothing much had happened – other than the same old – same old, the golden girls are off to tempt one the world’s most popular lesbians ( not meant with any disdain at all ), i wondered what sort of vibe that first meeting might have ? someone had decided that we need a visit by ellen to our fair city, what the hell for – is she going to do the tv show here or just play tourist, spend money, ( stay at the fashion designers place ), and be the subject of all interested onlookers..i mean hasn’t main beach got enough onlooker, inlooker plonkers strutting about wondering if their jeans look aged enough and that their hairstyle, as blown by a hairdryer from one side only for an hour, with a silly ejaculate sticky up bit !! so we don’t need any more there annoying ellen and portia.

as much as i’d like meet ellen de generes it’s her very talented funny and very weird ( if you see better off ted ) ( it’s odd my other favourite comedy is father ted – feck ) partner portia de rossi - i’d like to see/meet …  just to enjoy how cruel, funny, sexy and natural she is, i’m going to add portia to my stalking list - pink is number one. it seems that i’m promoting paparazzi again – shit ! any-who back to the fact that nothing much happens.

the topic for today’s post was going to be a real life ( do i have one ) event that occurred in my dark past – but after many comments about my fence accident, such biological breaches and bursts of emotion are going to be left off tbaoo in future … oh sure !!

a life – how could i ? my television is now talking about rampant aggressive lesbian teachers ( that’s lesbians who are teachers and aggressive at the same time ) hunting in regional australia and in another story – would you believe !!  vaginal tightening surgery, what the fuck is going on ??

i will have to contemplate the overt tone and unguided path this blog seems to be headed down. i have to widen my focus, scrimp on the tasty lunches and get out and about the town, meet some lesbians, talk to a surgeon or surgery who has my best interests at heart and learn how to explain the feelings i have displayed, to the court appointed therapist. can i be sent to a women’s, celebrity, detox type prison for my crimes ? maybe ellen can dance a-bit and help me to persuade the judiciary that i’m harmless. who’s got the hair gel?

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