stephen colbert

one of the opposition mr president {5}

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  1. Dear alan,

dear reader, i’m in special favoured mode with a republican candidate at last .. his name is newt and he’s as pissed as, that’s an australian expression “pissed as a newt”. here’s the first contact to me directly ( as sent ) from mr n. gingrich or at least his campaign manager. old newt has copped a lot of criticism lately not least of all for his 50,000 thousand dollar tab at tiffany’s the famous jewellery store .. the need according to some, his is penchant for buying expensive engagement rings.

Dear alan,

One thing is clear: Americans are ready to put our country back on the right track. Newt visited seventeen cities across Iowa this week. At each and every stop people packed into overflowing halls to hear what we can do to put the right policies in place so we can get the right results for our country.

As Newt noted when he launched the campaign, winning the future cannot be achieved by just one person in the White House. It will take all of us to succeed. Can you help build our momentum even more with a contribution of $10, $25, $50, or $100 today?

Everywhere he went, Onawa, Mason City, Council Bluffs, Newt was met with big crowds. In Waterloo, the meeting had to be moved to the Waterloo Coliseum to accommodate everyone.

We’re ready. We launched our campaign just over a week ago, and we are already seeing an outpouring of support. Volunteers have signed up in all 50 states. Next week Newt will campaign in both New Hampshire and South Carolina.

In New Hampshire Newt will continue talking with people about his Jobs and Prosperity Plan. The plan is already receiving praise. Noted Reagan economist Arthur Laffer calls it “Impressive” and says if the plan is implemented it will return jobs to America’s economy.

In South Carolina President Obama has declared a war on jobs. The National Labor Relations Board is threatening to kill over 8,000 jobs at a Boeing plant in North Charleston. This is exactly the type of bureaucrat power grabs Newt will put an end to.

Your support is our momentum for winning the future. Please consider a donation to the campaign today.

There is a long road ahead, but we are going to win. Americans are ready for the right policies and the leadership to get the right results. You can help. Have your friends sign up at Newt.orgor connect with us on Facebook and Twitter.

Every person we bring on to the campaign is one closer to Winning the Future.

Rob Johnson
Campaign Manager
Newt 2012

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in response to the overly excited criticism in the media regarding his campaign now being over, dead and buried, ( well far from it ) he has bounced back with a stirring press release, which was delivered so very well by john lithgow .. not too many rocks from the sun here. enjoy this stephen colbert and john lithgow magic.

btw, are you still with me, in your time zone, you can tell that i am.

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let the battle begin {2}

i have just watched the most amazing linkage of all things dear to my heart .. from the master of the universe, stephen colbert. if he runs for president .. he’ll have my vote. if you live in america catch the latest pirates of the caribbean on the 20th of may, and then get your affairs in order …. if you’re having one keep going, if you haven’t one, start having one and then prepare for the end of the world on the 21 of may ..

oh well it’s been fun, goodbye, goodnight for now, give me a call ( collect ) if you want an affair.

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Newt Gingrich & Donald Trump Announce Future Announcements
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog Video Archive

oops, the clip fell off .. here it is, you beauty !!

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Yahweh or No Way? – Thor and Apocalypse Billboard
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog Video Archive

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is this the end as we look back {13}

ok, i’m mad, i’m angry, i don’t normally snap so badly, even if i don’t suffer fools. my secret job dictates that i’m surrounded with them, in fact one of favourite expressions at work is that i’m surrounded by buffoons .. well shit today i’ve just snapped.

maybe it’s the extra long walk i took this morning, extra long, extra hot, with my very sore foot and with my bride. it was extra good and extra rare indeed, but it might have raised the blood pressure to a level that brings about a vibrant change in attitude and/or reaction to buffoonery.

silly comments by silly people tarnishing, an entrie race of people because they had a relationship with one that didn’t turn out well .. shit what a crock of crap. get your ridiculously meagre life off the internet and retract any sense of right you might think you have, and shove it in your sock drawer.. over reaction sure, too much blood sure.

similar stupity appears far too regularly in the american media over barack obama’s birth certificate. walking hirsute embarrassment itself, the trumpster, is one of the worlds richest bufoons, but not the only one. shit – i hate all americans because you have a donald trump, even though i didn’t have a relationship with him, or i hate all indians because they ring me up at home, in breach of the “do not call register“, and claim to want to help me with some shit they’ve been contacted to help me with .. fuck off and leave me alone. no i don’t hate all americans or indians.

today, aside from ranting angry shit at the silly comments posted online, i present some sanity, from july 2009 and a few days ago .. enjoy it while i go and have a cool drink and calm down … just don’t ring me up or slag off at australians because of pauline hanson, please !!

July 28, 2009

April 27, 2011

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sane fearful and high {0}

dear reader, you may or may not be aware but i’m fascinated by the goings on in the american political scene. i also like a laugh so that’s the reason for such rich content posted here from comedy central, stephen colbert report and the daily show with jon stewart. the rally is getting even closer, i’ve even downloaded the rally to restore sanity and keep the march to fear alive …. app

check out mr president .. too good and too frightening for the masses in the good ol’ usa. the two distinctly different countries of los angeles and new york seem to understand, but the remaining states seem to wallow in the shallow stupidity that is american politics compounded by multi millionaire, murdoch ( fox news ) support for looney freaks. i mean by the bucket full.

here’s some sanity for you
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The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Barack Obama Pt. 1
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Rally to Restore Sanity

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legalise pot !!  stephen’s hooch discourse
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The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Proposition 19 – Joseph Califano & Gary Johnson
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election March to Keep Fear Alive

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glenn versus stephen {1}

ok dear reader – do i like glenn beck – no !!

do i like stephen colbert  - yes !!

i have a found a winning combination for both of these deep seated feelings. if you haven’t checked out the colbert report, please do so immediately after watching these videos below and leaving a comment. also check out the rally info, keep the fear alive and rally to restore sanity .

news flash –  i’ve just found out that an australian swimmer has a boyfriend and he’s 20 years her junior, well nuck me – important enough to be headline news. go figure. maybe he’s a “large number” of budgies smuggler.
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The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Doom Bunker – Glenn Beck’s “War Room”
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election March to Keep Fear Alive

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The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Doom Bunker – Jack Jacobs and Stephen Moore
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election March to Keep Fear Alive

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