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my jolly this weekend {2}

ok normal broadcasting continues, i’ve sat here on my oncall duty backside watching the series finale of  psychoville – the best’est, funniest, cleverest, strangest and blood’est thing on tv since the league of gentlemen’swelcome to royston vasey


The League of gentlemen are: Jeremy Dyson, Steve Pemberton, Mark Gatiss and Reece Shearsmith and if they haven’t been knighted they should be immediately. they should be paid large sums of money as well ….

aside from 5 star quality television, this post today is a collection of the mental condition, confusion i call it – some others call it lunacy or madness. i can’t believe it ( and i’m angry as well ), it’s better than anything i could ever make up !! and it’s this weekend’s news.

item 1

Kindy kids to be tracked for mental health

no problem you’d think, but i’d be sure to be a guaranteed recipient of mental health treatment if i was kept in kindy for 20 years.

item 2

French dancer Alizee Sery does strip show on top of Uluru

quote from the news ltd story – “I do not mean in any way for this video to offend the Aboriginal culture,” she told The Sunday Territorian. “I am aware that Uluru is sacred in their culture. ”My project is a tribute to the greatness of The Rock. What we need to remember is that traditionally, the Aboriginal people were living naked. So stripping down was a return to what it was like.”

no problem that i can see !! … you stupid bitch, my performance art skills in defecating on and from, large public structures would be welcomed in paris. the eiffel tower authorities would allow my shitting art to encourage, invigorate and pay homage to the french resistance ( is that still going on ? ) and support the french people in their struggle to get over the sheer fuck’n rudeness of their own football team !!!

item 3

Weed program kills penguins

It is incomprehensible that a taxpayer-funded agency charged with responsibility for protecting these penguins would charge ahead, knowingly and recklessly lighting fires which resulted in needless and cruel deaths.” It’s not the first time the annual weed program has proven fatal, Ms Cusack said. ( tbaoo says - fuck me, they’ve done it before )

In 2001, 40 penguins were burned, prompting the introduction of strict guidelines to oversee the burning of small patches of vegetation to clear weeds. ( i’m glad they introduced them, how about applying them )

oh good – imagine what dreadfully peril the wildlife, or any life would have, if these imbeciles weren’t watching out for them, sack the lot of them and put them into a kindy for further study !!  ( 20 years would be sufficient )

Now back to sensible madness .. the kind that makes you wonder how much longer it is until you need incontinence nappies.

my older and somewhat strained pants are now drying on the line, i use reusable ones. the pair i have on now are fresh and warm, as the sun has been shining, it’s very hard to tell when they are wet though, you just have to take a chance. keep laughing or keep peeing that’s the choice i have !!  i can’t tell you which i enjoy most, as both give me a warm feeling.

miss de meanors a stripper here in the city {0}

the story of my con flarke continues…a local paper has quoted our leader, suggesting that there is no corruption in our city’s police force…in fact he’s confident. wow !! that’s tremendousserious criminal activity (an amazing coincidence that they’re having the same issues isn’t it, yes i’m lost as well) he even acknowledges that there are temptations, it seems that city’s local, yet excitable pastors are grabbing some of these temptations, sorry i can’t provide a link for this “tid bit” – mortgages to fellow happy clappers isn’t so bad is it? but i can supply some info on the nature of angry church goers rallying against these happy clapping types

any-how back to my con… he believes that he’s 150% confident (what the crap does that mean?) in the local constabulary, in fact it’s the media’s fault that we even have concerns ….underbelly

in fact my fictional major here in my story based on a coast suggests that bikie gangs (most overused scapegoats) are not providing temptation to the young country souls who join the queensland police service. no – not on your nellie – your honour

the best thing about writing about fictional majors is that when the shit hits the fan, i can use any sensible excuse (i.e. i don’t know what you mean) to get out of any responsibility. please leave a comment and i’ll get a promotional pen (or money in a soggy bag) mailed to you..well maybe not.