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Sep 12, 2011

tweet this {10}

well, having had a number of days off and relaxing while doing so, it’s time i got off my less than large, but lazy backside and did something. so i have, today i had to go back to work, shit .. it was excruciating, it lasted forever, or as forever as 8.06 hours can be and it was slightly boring.

but  what have i done since arriving home, well aside from eating my din-dins ( dinner for those of you who don’t understand baby talk ) i continued on an eyeball piercing job that is culling the hundreds of twitter bods i’ve been following, at least the ones that i follow that do not follow back. now when i started this wild ride that is tbaoo, i signed up for some madness twitter follow rubbish that i thought would enable a lot of them to follow me back. i think i’ve babbled on about this before, well over the weekend and continued tonight, i’ve been deleting heaps of those lost electronic twitter type “so called friends” who have neglected me all this time.

i can recommend - http://dossy.org/twitter/karma it allows you to check who is doing the right thing by you and highlights twitterers, ( i say that, if you think thousands of minuscule entries is highlighted ), who haven’t, slightly rude buggers i hear you yell, indeed but they don’t know i’m following them. this alarming fact hit me like a hammer when i discovered loads of people i wasn’t following, because of course, i didn’t know it.

so dear reader this action has refocused my attention on the act of following my followers, so much so that i’m now a following addict. follow me – follow you back !!

the other amazingly anal thing that has distracted me from my so called life, is trying to find members for my tiberr tribes, check out http://www.triberr.com and you’ll see what i mean. it’s great – i love it and i’m possessed in trying to find new members, hey maybe you’d like to join my tribe.

the only thing is that you have a twitter account, an rss feed, a blog that is half ways interesting, be funny, be well done and be keen to promote it, while helping me promote this one … gee i hope tbaoo fits my own tribe membership criteria.

tribes open to new members – tbaoo & oops

tribe open to existing tribber members ( with the weird categorisation of inbreeding allowed ) – whimsical writing

so if you’re keen, blogging, happy to participate .. please leave a comment with your twitter name, follow me on twitter @tbaootweets ( of course i’ll follow you back ) and i’ll send you an invite. easy as and easy does, as easy tweets. come on in i’m ready !!

 

 

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Feb 22, 2011

what a load of cobblers {20}

i’ve been lucky in my life so far, escaped serious drug additcion, tickled with being an alcoholic and have survived my fair share of unsurvivable events. well lately i seem to be spreading my self a bit thin. too much work, real day time work, really great big heaps of blogging work and a shit load of worry. oh and i’ve a pimple the size of a small child on the end of my nose.

you’d think that’d get me down but no, i’m encouraged by the stress and enormous grief ( and strange looks ) that being busy and pimpled brings, it also brings a seriously strained neck and shoulder from my man bag, packed full of manly goodness and some unfortunate wind problems .. wopsie !!

this ranting brings me to the topic for today dear reader, it’s blog related again and it deals with the ever so demanding effort to promote oneself, ( yes your majesty ), it is endless. i have received some tremendous advice from a blogging friend ron, he is the master of “if i had a blog” to which i was lucky to provide a guest post. is this self promotion ?

this nonsense below is the result of changes to tbaoo’s description, keywords and my now tightening the link between facebook and twitter. there is more to come, more fancy seo magic which will push tbaoo into the stratosphere. you might think that’s where i belong.

so any-who, now that i’m busy, straining at the bit with enthusiasm, i can get down to business, post a great steaming load of cobblers, promote it and sit back and reap in thousands of dollars from google .. keep it coming señor.

#tbaootweets
facebook fan page -
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inane,idiotic,pointless,nonsense,ridiculous,ludicrous,absurd,informal,dumb,daft" />

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Jan 9, 2011

100 friends and loads of keywords {12}

a word about blogging .. boring to some, immensely captivating to others. i’ve reached a 100 friends on facebook and many more in groups, forums and general chatty type places, so i feel motivated to blab about the creation and promotion that dominates my world. tbaoo.com

tbaoo is a blog designed to allow me to blurt, scream, whisper and filter some of my thoughts on a wide range of life’s drama, products and events. i’ve found that there are 126 million blogs on the internet ( as tracked by blog pulse ) and tbaoo is just one very small part of that incomprehensible number.

the main part of running tbaoo is the endless promotion, sharing, plugging, pestering of folks to read it and/or leave comments so that the infintisable presence i have online, increases. search engines like blogs, so do i, but they scan them very quickly and post results almost immeditaly. tbaoo features well, but of course much more is work is needed. i like it, i’ve made lots of new online friends. i’ve been limited as i have reached the maximum levels, so i and can’t follow any more blogs or people at networked blogs and twitter.

it’s a never ending search for spreading the word and while getting the link for blog pulse, i’ve realised i should submit tbaoo to their directory. you see it’s a never ending pursuit of links, and engagement from you dear reader.

so here’s a list of search engine keywords. apparently i need to have lot’s of these to increase my power on the internet. this list will make no sense, but i did get a spam email who’s script was a tedious, stupid attempt to link them into a written piece of something, it was so freak’n silly it was laughable. i should have kept and published it, but posting it would benefit the idiot that sent it to me.

as per below, i’ve done the same i suppose, but i’ve not been that stupid as to combine all the crap below into paragraphs or attempted to have it make sense, although vasectomy reversal is one keyword (s) that could fit well into tbaoo. i’ve just noticed that “hair removal in chicago and washington” are very popular searches .. hairy buggers.

to those who’ve helped me along the way, tremendous thanks, to those who’d like to and have hesitated – please dive in, to those who don’t give a shit – please do. above all it’s supposed to be easy, fun, low fat, free and entertaining, i hope it remains so. type tbaoo into google, or man boobs parallels 6 and you’ll see. thanks to www.adsensepay.com for the list…..

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Aug 26, 2010

apple offers very poor service {11}

it’s official – i tried to today, in two seperate ways, to buy an iphone 4 .. do you think i could NO !! well fuck me !!

the first option and in my humble, yet angry opinion, the best deal going around (at least for me ) in australia is the optus $59.00 per month deal, nothing up front, i.e. no money upfront for the phone, you just pay $59.oo per month. i went online to order it ( online even included 2 free months and free access to facebook and twitter #tbaootweets ) but alas no bloody phones in stock. dissappointed YES !!

so next idea, only because the bride’s away and i’m going off to do some grocery shopping, i try the apple robina store. friendly young man shakes my hand, like i’m his dead uncle giving him the keys to the family fortune and then races off to check that they can, READ WILL, sell me an iphone 4 on the $59.00 deal through optus ( not an outright purchase ), he comes back proudly stating of course they can – here’s “not the best business customer service decision” i’ve ever been involved in .. only if i come back tomorrow and line up at 9.00 am, i’m standing aghast, with the australia’s national debt in my trousers, or at least ready access to it, ready, obviously keen as evident by the category and many posts on tbaoo, to buy an iphone 4, yet - NO – go away, we don’t want you to buy it now, we will tell you when you can buy an apple iphone 4 .. FUCK OFF !! of course i realise they don’t know my backstory, but you just don’t do that to customers, unless of course you’re apple, it seems.

so unbeknownst to this young man of course, who by the way was cracking his knuckles like a gypsy knife throwing expert possesed,  tbaoo had recently bought an imac and iwork and stood tall and proud ready to purchase then next “must have” fashion, tech fan accessory .. an iphone 4. i want the one with antenna troubles, camera problems and apparently glass that breaks pretty easily, yes i know, even though i’ve read and heard of these issues, i want one, can i have one .. NO.

so what do i do now, i wait ?? - i wonder if that’s that next piece of technology from apple – an iwait, well, i’d call it iwon’tfuckingwait. ( calm, alan, it’ll be alright )

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Aug 1, 2010

good signs help friends {3}

this flew across my desk and while i’ve been so busy joining every conceivable twitter following group to extend the menace that is tbaoo, i’ve missed this tremendous opportunity.. bbc dorset really has excelled with this serious matter. as right clicked and copied ..

New Shitterton village sign set in stone

in the Dorset hamlet of Shitterton have got so fed-up with their sign being stolen they have put up a stone version.

They hope the £680 sign, which is set in concrete, will deter thieves.

Previous signs have frequently been stolen but had not been replaced since the last theft three years ago.

Villager Ian Ventham said: “Every two or three years somebody comes along and nicks our sign because, clearly, Shitterton is amusing.”

He added: “Purbeck District Council, not being over-endowed with money at the moment, would merely have replaced it with yet another sign.

“That would have been stolen so we have got together as residents for a whip-round and bought this wonderful piece of Purbeck stone which, at a tonne-and-a-half, is going to be slightly more difficult to take away.”

The 62-year-old, who has lived in the hamlet near Bere Regis for 20 years, said it was his wife’s idea and said: “I think we have made our contribution to David Cameron’s ‘Big Society’ now.”

Shitterton is recorded in Norman French in the Domesday Book as Scatera or Scetra which, translated, means a little town that is on the stream of a midden or sewer.

street signs are such collectables .. i’ll be off now to get some for my house, maybe in my sports bar trophy case with the samantha fox, pamela anderson photographic studies, the rammstein special edition dildo collection case, the rugby league hall of fame signed ball ? and the v8 super car bumper bar i stole from the gold coast indy‘s last carnival. this palace celebrating the manhood that is an australian male ( ? ) is hidden in the backyard and only accessible by offering the correct password .. can you guess what it is, no seriously i’ve forgotten it and the bloody digital security system won’t let me in.

i’ve joined an adictive group/site called http://twiends.com and while i’m still a facebook fiend, i’m becoming a twitter twat. no wonder the young wipersnappers of today become so engrossed in their mobile phones ( iphone 4 alan ? ) i am doing the same, wait, someone wants to know … when i’ll be at the shops, what i’m wearing and whether i have spoke to that girl from mcdonalds yet ?

shit .. so much life – no time left to enjoy it .. i’ll have to sort out my rammstein collection instead.

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