Sometime ago I was given the task to provide 10 things that you’d hate about me. How in the blazes can I do that ? You do love me don’t you ? In fact I hope you do. Now on to this unbelievable notion that there are 10 things you’d hate about me.
1. I have far too much hair and spend an obscene amount of time removing it.
2. I eat enough food to feed a small welsh village.
3. I have the smallest male appendage you’d think humanly possible, I’ve had to attach a length of string to it, so I can find it when an urgent twinkle is required and that is far too often by the way.
4. I can’t have a discussion without finishing their sentences, hurry the fuck up will you.
5. I’m very good looking in an old, fat, grumpy man kind of way.
6. I can’t stand people who can’t stand me.
7. I’ve been blessed by the Pope, or at least that’s what she said her name was, and that’s what she called that extremely strange and dangerously personal exchange of body fluids.
8. I struggle to concentrate on anything that bores me.
9. I’m bored very easily – just what is this stupid list for anyway.
10. That I won’t pass this list onto anyone else.
So dear reader, it seems that 10 things wasn’t that hard after all.
I can’t stand it too
A
thanks mr ajg – standing up is far better than falling down 🙂
LOL! I won’t even go there 🙂
it’s safer that way – cheers mary 😉
Hey….I have to attach a string to my wee-wee too in order to pee. Small world 🙂
even smaller needs .. 😉
I can’t stand it too
A
thanks mr ajg – standing up is far better than falling down 🙂
LOL! I won’t even go there 🙂
it’s safer that way – cheers mary 😉
Haha. I don’t think this list worked. It made me like you more! 🙂
thank you rachel – that’s lovely 🙂
Hey….I have to attach a string to my wee-wee too in order to pee. Small world 🙂
even smaller needs .. 😉
Haha. I don’t think this list worked. It made me like you more! 🙂
thank you rachel – that’s lovely 🙂
another great outpouring of ridiculous – silly man
warm thanks to my bride for taking the time to reply and test as well 🙂
another great outpouring of ridiculous – silly man
warm thanks to my bride for taking the time to reply and test as well 🙂
HA! I could think of 20 things you’d hate about me. And yes, I do hate that you have too much hair…love the commentluv app btw.
big cheers christina .. 🙂
HA! I could think of 20 things you’d hate about me. And yes, I do hate that you have too much hair…love the commentluv app btw.
big cheers christina .. 🙂
I don’t think you quite succeeded there – anything that makes you smile, makes you like it and well if it makes you laugh – you’ve no chance. Entertaining as always my dear Tbaoo 😀
thanks sj, good to hear, i do try and i am trying . 😉
I don’t think you quite succeeded there – anything that makes you smile, makes you like it and well if it makes you laugh – you’ve no chance. Entertaining as always my dear Tbaoo 😀
thanks sj, good to hear, i do try and i am trying . 😉
tb you stopped at 10 only….. I was hoping the list would grow longer heheh!
no idea what you mean ms yoga .. 😉
tb you stopped at 10 only….. I was hoping the list would grow longer heheh!
no idea what you mean ms yoga .. 😉
It’s hard to hate you when I have similar attributes, particularly numbers 3, 5, and 6. But nice try! <3
you and i need to speak more adriene .. good done 🙂
It’s hard to hate you when I have similar attributes, particularly numbers 3, 5, and 6. But nice try! <3
you and i need to speak more adriene .. good done 🙂
I have to admit I love this list. I am all about the love!! I am attracted to the self deprecation thing… or is it defecation… not it’s definitely the first one. I too hate boring things… I guess that makes us intellectuals in the crazy/eccentric/weird group of intellectuals. There should be more people like us so then we wouldn’t be so bored…
big cheers sam, self defecating is my best feature and i do wish there were more people like us 🙂
I have to admit I love this list. I am all about the love!! I am attracted to the self deprecation thing… or is it defecation… not it’s definitely the first one. I too hate boring things… I guess that makes us intellectuals in the crazy/eccentric/weird group of intellectuals. There should be more people like us so then we wouldn’t be so bored…
big cheers sam, self defecating is my best feature and i do wish there were more people like us 🙂